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[Klarion is sitting on the curb, scowling. Teekl is playing with a frog, barely on-screen.]

I've been trying for the past few days to desperately figure something out: how does one devour a soul? I've tried magical spells to remove the souls from small animals, but the animals keep dying in the process, before I've fully extracted what I believe is the soul. I can extract the hearts easily! I've amassed a small collection of hearts, as a matter of fact, all of which are easily devourable, but not that tasty. But no souls yet.

Apparently, some people think that I am not a proper witch-boy if I cannot devour souls. [cough Kyouko cough. There's a pause, and then he grudgingly admits:] So, if there is anyone here who is an actual witch and not simply a witch-boy, please inform me how to do it.

[Klarion pouts slightly as Teekl rips the legs off the frog as cats are wont to do. This is a happy post.]

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[bumbumbum]

And I know Zatanna won't tell me anything.

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[halfwitch]

You could try to find some texts.

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[bumbumbum]

Quentin showed me the internet. I could use that to find texts, correct?

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[halfwitch]

Maybe? I don't use computers much, so I'm not sure.

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[bumbumbum]

Well, there's only one way to find out!

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[halfwitch]

If you actually find spells on there, you should say something.

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[bumbumbum]

Do not worry-I shall.

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[halfwitch]

Nice. I'm Gretel, by the way.

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[bumbumbum]

I'm Klarion...bum bum bum...the Witch-Boy.

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[halfwitch]

Witch-boy?

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[bumbumbum]

Exactly! I am a Witch-Boy.

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[halfwitch]

Aren't male witches called wizards?

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[bumbumbum]

Not where I am from.

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[halfwitch]

Huh. That's different.

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[bumbumbum]

It probably is because of the 'different worlds' aspect.

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[halfwitch]

Probably. I don't think men could even have magic where I was from.

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[bumbumbum]

How odd! So only females can be magic? Why? What makes you so special?

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[halfwitch]

I don't know. I never got to ask.

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[bumbumbum]

Well, if you go back home then come back here, make sure to ask for me.

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[halfwitch]

Can't. The only other witches I knew back home are dead.

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[bumbumbum]

That's a pity. We've got a whole town full of witches back home.

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[halfwitch]

Nice ones?

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[bumbumbum]

For the most part. They tried to burn me at the stake once, but that was a simple misunderstanding.

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[halfwitch]

How does that turn into a misunderstanding?

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[bumbumbum]

I was telling them something that they hadn't realized yet. I turned out to be right, of course.