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[For a change, Starscream is sitting at his desk in his robot form. He's looking pretty run down, and every so often, clicking deftly at the keys, he stops to glare at the comm. He knows it's on. He's just not talking.

type type type and then suddenly he reaches and casually shoves the computer crashing into the ground next to his desk with a horrendous sound, snatches up the comm with blazing red optics and snarls]

I would appreciate it if you stopped making my job impossible. You. Cretins.

[and then he cuts the connection.]

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Upgrade from what? Not having one?

Wasn't the angry beard molester in the job. Or did I make that up so I could pretend he had some kind of point.

[April remembers the negotiator so fondly.]

Oh, right. That lying fellow, the one who lied about his identity for months.

He doesn't count.

[EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO HAS EVER HAD THIS JOB HATES EDDIE]

Fine. Better than nothing. Nothing didn't cause property damage.

You know, April, I should commend you for taking this matter seriously.

Oh my god. It's a computer. Don't listen to the robot, they aren't people.

Mitchell is usually affectionate towards technology, don't you think we ought to consider his potential sympathies?

No.

[And that is all that deserves.]

You're circumventing my attempts to publicly poke fun at our dearly beloved mayor.

Is something wrong?

Computer rights aren't a joke. I don't care about seeing London. It's the moment robo-Mitch gives my Ipad citizenship that my soul dies.

Then I probably shouldn't discuss his proposals to you.

[HE'S KIDDING...]

[Is he]

Troll.

Pardon?

[Automatically thinks of Eridan tbh.]

Seriously? It's-

[eddie your old is showing.]

God. Arguing for the sake of argument alone.

Oh, you mean I'm a politician.

Mm. Putting it like that's a way to inspire the youth vote, I guess.

You ought to be my youth vote consultant.

I have years of experience at both being and speaking with that emotionally immature yet legally empowered. But does it come with a name plate.

A tiny name plate.

I can just write it on one of the interns and make him stand there.

Well look at that. You're a job creator, I see.

And that is one youth officially reached. So I'm good for the month.

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