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[ex_backstab594]

[For a change, Starscream is sitting at his desk in his robot form. He's looking pretty run down, and every so often, clicking deftly at the keys, he stops to glare at the comm. He knows it's on. He's just not talking.

type type type and then suddenly he reaches and casually shoves the computer crashing into the ground next to his desk with a horrendous sound, snatches up the comm with blazing red optics and snarls]

I would appreciate it if you stopped making my job impossible. You. Cretins.

[and then he cuts the connection.]

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[ex_backstab594]

I'm not sure exactly what you're saying, but I agree completely with the sentiment.

[Beat.] No. What are they for? [......oh my spark she looks like a scraplet, and he freezes on video for a split second in complete and utter terror.]

[paintsthetownred]

[ she just snorts. ] Buncha idiots, s'what I mean. [ do robots even have slang...she doesn't know..... ]

They're sorta supposed ta be like a drug, see? Least, that's what it does for normal people. Damages your lungs an' all, but I ain't human no more, so I'm allowed ta smoke 'em. [ pufff

she notices that freeze, and she grins sharply. what are you afraid of she is just a cartoony walking superweapon made out of a war orphan!! ] I ain't gonna eat ya, sheesh. [ THE HUGE GRIN DOES NOT MAKE THIS ANY MORE REASSURING ]

[ex_backstab594]

You, ah.

What are you exactly? [he's forgotten the cigar already.]

[paintsthetownred]

[ that tends to happen u_u

she leans back in her chair precariously, plucking the cigar from her mouth with a comically oversized, gloved hand. ]

I'm a livin' weapon, built ta destroy the Skullgirl - that's a real powerful entity back home that'd trash up the place if it weren't stopped an' all, see?

[ demonstrates by reaching into her...eyesocket...and pulling out a revolver with a knife sticking out of the end. a knifegun.

the height of sophisticated weaponry, this ]