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[ex_backstab594]

[For a change, Starscream is sitting at his desk in his robot form. He's looking pretty run down, and every so often, clicking deftly at the keys, he stops to glare at the comm. He knows it's on. He's just not talking.

type type type and then suddenly he reaches and casually shoves the computer crashing into the ground next to his desk with a horrendous sound, snatches up the comm with blazing red optics and snarls]

I would appreciate it if you stopped making my job impossible. You. Cretins.

[and then he cuts the connection.]

Comments

[voice]

[hackeralastair]

Yeah, what? New concept?

[voice]

[ex_backstab594]

Yes. It is.

Tell me about it.

[voice]

[hackeralastair]

Are we talking the whole concept of dating, or just the fact that I'm a guy and he was a guy? Because that happens, you know, it's not unusual.

[voice]

[ex_backstab594]

No, how do you acquire a boyfriend. Are there rules?

[voice]

[hackeralastair]

[hahahaha what]

Uh. No? Not really. You don't acquire one, it's not a thing. It's just what happens when two people really like each other in a way that's not just friends. Like. Love each other and stuff.

[voice]

[ex_backstab594]

That sounds inefficient.

[voice]

[hackeralastair]

Psh. Yeah, you want efficient? Don't get into a relationship.

[voice]

[ex_backstab594]

...err. Hm.

Then why does anyone, if it's that unpleasant?

[voice]

[hackeralastair]

I didn't say it was unpleasant. It's just not efficient by most standards.