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♒ ([personal profile] amoray) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-08-18 05:08 pm

video;

[the feed is underwater, and not immediately focused on eridan (though his cape does drift slightly into view here and there). few, if any, will recognize the atlantean palace or its throne room, but the architecture and the being underwater thing might tip them off.]

Considerin' it's been about a week or so now, and I hawen't seen skin nor scale a her, it's pretty safe to say that Namora a Atlantis ain't roamin' these waters no more.

[a pause.]

That bein' said, as the last sea dweller and the only indiwidual who ain't got garbage slippin' through their weins around here, it's only natural that I take ower their palace and assorted territories in their absence. Maintain 'em and such.

Aforementioned territories bein' all sewen seas and ewerythin' in between, for the record.

[he flips the camera away from a meandering lionfish (his name is xerxes the sewenth) and to himself, comfortably sprawled in namor's throne. and being smug as a motherfucker. like literally, he's been super smug about shit before but at the moment his smugness may be mutating surrounding sealife just by how goddamn potent it is.

the lay of his cape obscures the slight bulges under his clothing at his shoulder and leg, for the most part, but his left fin is visibly torn, and still an angry purple.
]

As fair and generous warnin', I'm allowin' the humans continued usage a my oceans not outta goodwill, but outta necessity. Mostly since you lungbreathers would probably start whinin' your tailfins off about widespread starwation or some shit if I didn't. But if I start seein' anythin' I don't necessarily like happenin' in my waters, I won't hesitate to fuck some a your laughable tin can ships all manner a up 'til the message starts comin' through clearer-like.

I ain't currently acceptin' wirgin sacrifices or tributes a precious metals and stones, but be watchin' for that in the future.

[he gives a little wave of his ringed fingers at the comm.]

Ewenin', dirtscrapers. And long liwe the Prince.

[end feed.]
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[personal profile] centurybaby 2012-08-19 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
No, fuck him-- and fuck you too, Quentin fucking Quire. Don't tell me to play nice. You're not my mom.
futureleader: (WE'RE THE FUN POLICE)

[personal profile] futureleader 2012-08-19 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Damn right I'm not your mom. I'm pretty sure you saw what's down there.
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[personal profile] centurybaby 2012-08-19 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck your fucking weenie incidents, too!
futureleader: (or a TRAMPOLINE)

[personal profile] futureleader 2012-08-19 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going to give you both swirlies.
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[personal profile] centurybaby 2012-08-19 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
You fucking try it.
futureleader: (PROTIEN SHAKES FALCON EGGS AND ROCKS)

[personal profile] futureleader 2012-08-19 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
....I'll do it!
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[personal profile] centurybaby 2012-08-19 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
No, you won't.
futureleader: (ABDUCT 20 ANIMALS AGREGATE TOTAL!!!!!)

[personal profile] futureleader 2012-08-19 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Don't tempt me.
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[personal profile] centurybaby 2012-08-19 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
You wouldn't.
futureleader: (But I think he lost control.)

[personal profile] futureleader 2012-08-19 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. No, your dad is too scary.
centurybaby: (pic#3930076)

[personal profile] centurybaby 2012-08-19 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
What, so the reason you wouldn't dunk my head in a fucking toilet is because you're scared of my dad, not because you like me.
futureleader: (can't hide what's inside of his mind.)

[personal profile] futureleader 2012-08-19 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh. I changed my mind.

[HANGS UP.]