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♒ ([personal profile] amoray) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-08-18 05:08 pm

video;

[the feed is underwater, and not immediately focused on eridan (though his cape does drift slightly into view here and there). few, if any, will recognize the atlantean palace or its throne room, but the architecture and the being underwater thing might tip them off.]

Considerin' it's been about a week or so now, and I hawen't seen skin nor scale a her, it's pretty safe to say that Namora a Atlantis ain't roamin' these waters no more.

[a pause.]

That bein' said, as the last sea dweller and the only indiwidual who ain't got garbage slippin' through their weins around here, it's only natural that I take ower their palace and assorted territories in their absence. Maintain 'em and such.

Aforementioned territories bein' all sewen seas and ewerythin' in between, for the record.

[he flips the camera away from a meandering lionfish (his name is xerxes the sewenth) and to himself, comfortably sprawled in namor's throne. and being smug as a motherfucker. like literally, he's been super smug about shit before but at the moment his smugness may be mutating surrounding sealife just by how goddamn potent it is.

the lay of his cape obscures the slight bulges under his clothing at his shoulder and leg, for the most part, but his left fin is visibly torn, and still an angry purple.
]

As fair and generous warnin', I'm allowin' the humans continued usage a my oceans not outta goodwill, but outta necessity. Mostly since you lungbreathers would probably start whinin' your tailfins off about widespread starwation or some shit if I didn't. But if I start seein' anythin' I don't necessarily like happenin' in my waters, I won't hesitate to fuck some a your laughable tin can ships all manner a up 'til the message starts comin' through clearer-like.

I ain't currently acceptin' wirgin sacrifices or tributes a precious metals and stones, but be watchin' for that in the future.

[he gives a little wave of his ringed fingers at the comm.]

Ewenin', dirtscrapers. And long liwe the Prince.

[end feed.]
dragony: (❥n - 02)

voice...

[personal profile] dragony 2012-08-18 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
... [......... this face......]

Eridan, what are you doing?
viced: (Are you being serious right now?)

Voice

[personal profile] viced 2012-08-18 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Very pointedly musing out-loud ]

I wonder if that's in international waters.
enigmaestro: (Pinch.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-08-18 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad to see the damage healed.
lastnerv: pilot (That's dumb and you're dumb)

[voice]

[personal profile] lastnerv 2012-08-18 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you even listen to the things that come out of your mouth?
centurybaby: (pic#3930073)

[personal profile] centurybaby 2012-08-18 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
So, what, someone pisses in a fucking tidepool, you sink ships?
aggressiveapathy: (pic#2868509)

video;

[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2012-08-18 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Does that mean you're done paying rent.
notadartboard: (so not amused)

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[personal profile] notadartboard 2012-08-18 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
....your oceans.

[he has a bone to pick with you on that, sir]

I liked the mermaid princess better. Hell, anything's better than your fishy face.
backstabbing: ([& varric] judging the king)

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[personal profile] backstabbing 2012-08-19 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Why is it that people here believe they can claim ownership of the sea?

In any case, I'm sure us seafarers are honoured by your generosity.
trollverine: (NEVER BOTHER ME)

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[personal profile] trollverine 2012-08-19 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
What should we avoid doing?

[not because it would help a lot if he needed to sink a ship, or something............]
wytchkkrafts: (my world still stands.)

[personal profile] wytchkkrafts 2012-08-19 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
You sure do take this Sea Prince thing seriously, huh?

[ a little overboard if you ask her, almost makes her a little unsteady because of the whole sea lard thing. ]
futureleader: (PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW)

permavideo;

[personal profile] futureleader 2012-08-19 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Namora is gone? ...shit how am I going to pay for my apartment now?

Hey. You don't suppose I could see a kraken with you being down there and all?
exceptfebruary: Calendar Man smiling slightly as he plays with his lip (Guess what day it is)

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[personal profile] exceptfebruary 2012-08-19 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Congratulations on your newly acquired territory.

permatext.

[personal profile] elongates 2012-08-19 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
This may literally be the most meaningless proclamation I ever heard in my life.

I try not to use literally lightly, but I'm proudly using it now and will strive to defend its usage.
I'm speechless.
crab: (04 █ and had no need to)

[personal profile] crab 2012-08-19 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ literally had to put his comm down and step away to bang his head on a wall for a moment before picking it back up and replying. ]

WHAT THE UNDULATING, TRENCHANT FLYING FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING??????
nitidus: (Default)

[personal profile] nitidus 2012-08-19 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
There is not a life form alive who would volunteer to be your virgin sacrifice, rest assured.
dragonlordbight: (Bight!Oh really?)

[personal profile] dragonlordbight 2012-08-19 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Have a somewhat amused look Eridan.]

You intend to lay claim to all of this worlds oceans?

If you are but one individual how do you intend to..enforce and protect such a large territory as you claim.
vibraniumweave: (Double take)

[Voice]

[personal profile] vibraniumweave 2012-08-20 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
She's... gone?

[He was just fighting with her the other week. But man, just like that? Gone? It's an uneasy feeling hasn't become very accustomed to yet.]

... In that case, thank you for telling us. [He's not even going to comment about the rest. He figures it'd be a waste of his breath anyway.]
weightoftheworld: (that gives weight to objects with mass)

PERMAVID

[personal profile] weightoftheworld 2012-08-20 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ MESSING WITH THE OCEAN IS NOT FUNNY OKAY ERIDAN ]

Are you insane!? What the heck is your problem! You can't just claim the seas for yourself!!