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♒ ([personal profile] amoray) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-08-18 05:08 pm

video;

[the feed is underwater, and not immediately focused on eridan (though his cape does drift slightly into view here and there). few, if any, will recognize the atlantean palace or its throne room, but the architecture and the being underwater thing might tip them off.]

Considerin' it's been about a week or so now, and I hawen't seen skin nor scale a her, it's pretty safe to say that Namora a Atlantis ain't roamin' these waters no more.

[a pause.]

That bein' said, as the last sea dweller and the only indiwidual who ain't got garbage slippin' through their weins around here, it's only natural that I take ower their palace and assorted territories in their absence. Maintain 'em and such.

Aforementioned territories bein' all sewen seas and ewerythin' in between, for the record.

[he flips the camera away from a meandering lionfish (his name is xerxes the sewenth) and to himself, comfortably sprawled in namor's throne. and being smug as a motherfucker. like literally, he's been super smug about shit before but at the moment his smugness may be mutating surrounding sealife just by how goddamn potent it is.

the lay of his cape obscures the slight bulges under his clothing at his shoulder and leg, for the most part, but his left fin is visibly torn, and still an angry purple.
]

As fair and generous warnin', I'm allowin' the humans continued usage a my oceans not outta goodwill, but outta necessity. Mostly since you lungbreathers would probably start whinin' your tailfins off about widespread starwation or some shit if I didn't. But if I start seein' anythin' I don't necessarily like happenin' in my waters, I won't hesitate to fuck some a your laughable tin can ships all manner a up 'til the message starts comin' through clearer-like.

I ain't currently acceptin' wirgin sacrifices or tributes a precious metals and stones, but be watchin' for that in the future.

[he gives a little wave of his ringed fingers at the comm.]

Ewenin', dirtscrapers. And long liwe the Prince.

[end feed.]
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[personal profile] nitidus 2012-08-19 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Your dreams don't count, Mr. Ampora.

[THAT'S WHAT HER NEXT FANFICTION IS ABOUT. ]
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[personal profile] nitidus 2012-08-19 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you would love to "harpoon" me "in the face", Mr. Ampora, but I shall have to decline.

[how forward]
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gomen 4 party rckin

[personal profile] nitidus 2012-08-19 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I am sure that my teenage mother is heartbroken that she is missing out on the chance to be harpooned romantically in the face. As I type this now, a single tear is rolling down my cheek. "If only Eridan would want me," I am saying as I sob. "If only I were up to his standards."
As I dry my eyes, I am whispering: "My needles would have looked so good in his eyes, too. A shame. A pity."
My teenage life is over, Mr. Ampora. How am I to go on? Perhaps I should go cry on Karkat's shoulder while we discuss the plot to latest my literary venture. I would like his input on "crying maiden weeps over ugly sea mermaids corpse."


[you just got served]
Edited 2012-08-19 21:53 (UTC)
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[personal profile] nitidus 2012-08-19 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid if I had asked for his input, you and I would be discussing your crotch at length. You will forgive me for not wanting to discuss small matters.

[ZING. ]
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[personal profile] nitidus 2012-08-19 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You are mistaking my laughing at you for attraction. I am sure this is what gets you through your day, so I won't take it from you. Ignorance and delusion is perhaps bliss when one is as harrowing as you are.

You cannot own the oceans, Eridan. For a start, they are too big. You are just one troll. You cannot be in all of the oceans at once.

And I suppose I am sorry for your loss.
Edited 2012-08-19 23:49 (UTC)
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[personal profile] nitidus 2012-08-21 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You missed the point entirely. The point was, to clarify, that you cannot be in every inch of the ocean at once. Unless you have mastered the ability to split yourself into a thousand sea hags. If you have, I will congratulate you and then send my condolences to the creatures of the ocean.

I'll presume that means you liked her quite a bit.