016 ♍ video + text

[glowsferatu]

[ imagine, if you will, this track playing in the background as the video clicks on. it isn't playing, but feel free to at your leisure.

the broadcast opens on an expansive black field, but it isn't just a dull void. my god, it's full of stars. the camera pans down, past the carrier in its own nearby orbit, and then the bright blue sphere of the earth dawns. it would be a wondrous sight in any other circumstances, with the view of new york below, but right now it's only giving context to the problem at hand.

worse still, moving the camera like that has set its operator in a slow spin, and the earth moves past the screen as it begins to focus on the vastness of space once more.

kanaya maryam is Not Happy. ]

I Believe I May Be Guilty Of A Tremendous Oversight

( ooc: respond with voice at your own risk. all of her replies will be over text until she gets back to the surface. )

Comments

permavid & text.

[culver]

oh my god kanaya what happened

[glowsferatu]

[ she's just glowing brightly, the background moving behind her. ]

I Cant Get Down
Also I Seem To Be Encountering Some Difficulty With Controlling My Rotation

[ she starts waving her hand against the spin, trying to counter it ]

Permatext

[exceptfebruary]

Kanaya?

[glowsferatu]

And How Has Your Day Been Proceeding Mr Day

permavoice;

[invisibly]

Kanaya? How did you get up there?

permatext;

[glowsferatu]

Sue That Appears To Be You
But I Was Unaware That Empty Messages Were Possible To Send
And Certainly Not Useful
So Im Not Sure What Youre Attempting To Achieve With That

[crab]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

[glowsferatu]

You Are Aware Of The Fact That The Environment Beyond A Planets Atmosphere Consists Of A Vacuum Are You Not

Perma Video

[newbvampire]

Oh god!

permavid & text

[glowsferatu]

Your Mouth Is Moving That I Can See
Why You Arent Accompanying That With Any Speech Is Beyond Me

[necronomicod]

Kanaya??
)(ow t)(e S)(-ELL did you get up T)(-ERE????
-Er, )(ow are you ALIV-E?

[glowsferatu]

Feferi Please
I Havent Been Alive For A Considerable Amount Of Time

[nitidus]

What a view.

[HA HA HA. Rose cannot count the ways in way she is distressed. ]

[glowsferatu]

[ kanaya's already run out of fingers and she isn't about to take of her shoes. you never know where they'd go floating off to. ]

I Have A Much Better Scouting Position Towards The Sun
Or At Least I Will In A Moment Once Ive Been Reoriented To Actually See It

COMMENT SO OBVIOUSLY NOT HERE

[soulbondee]

[teeheehee]

[glowsferatu]

[ rude ]

[amoray]

hahahaha holy shit

[oh no grudgewwankin]

[glowsferatu]

Oh Yes How Gratifying That I Can Provide You With Such Amusement
You May Find It Similarly Amusing To Know That While The Vacuum Of Space Prevents My Exit
I Could Always Direct It In A Manner That Invites A Guest

[dogwitch]

kanaya???? O_O
what are you doing in space???

[glowsferatu]

Sitting Mostly
Though There Is Some Slight Spinning Involved

[aliveandticking]

whoa

[glowsferatu]

Thank You Aradia
This Is A Most Helpful Contribution

[egomaniacal]

[ SMUGLY JUDGING ]

And an inability to leave your shift key alone?

[glowsferatu]

I Would Like To Commend You On Your Immaculate Sense Of Timing
I Would Never Be More Willing To Hear This Criticism Than I Am At Present

[text]

[lastnerv]

what did you DO

[text]

[glowsferatu]

Oh So It Simply Must Be My Fault Is That It
If You Must Know I Helped Yuma Go To Space

[text]

[foreverbouncing]

Dude! You're in SPACE! That is so cool.

[text]

[glowsferatu]

Not Really
Have You Ever Tried It Yourself

[wytchkkrafts]

lmao!!




wait can u get down??

[glowsferatu]

Id Hardly Be Announcing My Plight If I Could

[muskettear]

[ wha ]

Ah, are you all right?! [ D8 ]

[glowsferatu]

Im Stuck In Space
Perhaps You Might Extrapolate The Answer From This Fact

video

[halfwitch]

What did you do?

text;

[glowsferatu]

I Cant Hear You

text;

[incywincyhero]

How did you even get up there?!

text;

[glowsferatu]

Through One Of My Portals
How Else Would You Expect