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[wytchkkrafts]

[ CALLING FOR ALL ELIGIBLE BACHELORS ♥ ]

ok
BIG THINGS coming ur way
id dramatic pause but i need everybodys attention right away
so i was just chillin here
when all of the sudden it hits me
*a sudden........
ahem
when ALL OF A SUDDEN it hits me
that there are like
a MILLION elibegable bachcholars here
*bach scholars
^baby u can scholar me ;)

im not drunk btw
not yet anywys
my sultry fingers are filled with excitement as i type down on the keys and trace the rim of my wine glass
dont think it not a thing that can happen
*traces it slowly here w delicateness*
but srsly i think imma start quitting
or cutting down
theres lots more to do than back home & its getting kinda hard to find a nice big supply anyways
unless anyone of you scholary boys would like me take me out for a drink or two
wonk
wonkwonkwonkwonkwonk
fuck im wonking up a storm here
ok
so i think the point of this post was

a/s/l/*q
s for species and l for love meter
*q is optional
stands for QUUUUADRANTSSSS
or quadrant of ur choice
gotta like games cats & alcohol
oh wizards too
++++ (HUGE) points if u have a cat :3

and hey if it doesnt work with us maybe i can set u up
;)
;););)

Comments

[wytchkkrafts]

okaay right
but oh man youre dead too?
jesus
well i shouldnt be too surprised i guess even w/ au stuff going on
...
shit i feel old

[necronomicod]

As an -ENTRANC-E FIXATION PIN! 38P
W)(y? You're not dead too, are you??

[wytchkkrafts]

nah
nvm it
but u do know you filled out a love report right?
looks like your a 0 but nooo worries

[necronomicod]

Wait, a w)(at?
I'm a 0 w)(at???

[wytchkkrafts]

oops
like 0/4 in quadrants
not that youre a 0 in sure ur a 10

[necronomicod]

O)(. T)(en Y-EP!
T)(at's a t)(ing t)(at is true!! 38(
It wasn't always like t)(at, t)(oug)(! Back in t)(e Veil, t)(ere was a boy.
And I t)(ink I was sinking into being a little, little, T-E---ENSY BIT flus)(ed for him!
...and I used to )(ave a moray eel, too!
It didn't go t)(at great. 38/

[wytchkkrafts]

damn
sorry bout the moirail part
but
lets say this guy you were flushed for were here
would you have it filled right now

[necronomicod]

Probabubbly not. 38/
It wasn't anyfin big! We just sat in piles and )(ad F-E-ELINGS JAMS!
It was just a bit of GUPPY LOV-E!
Also I t)(ink )(e still liked SOM-EON-E ---ELS-E. 38(

[wytchkkrafts]

oh
sry

[ HAHA SHE KNOW'S THE FEELING. ]

[necronomicod]

It's okay!
T)(ere's plenty of otter FIS)( in t)(e S-EA, rig)(t???
...t)(oug)(, not too many trolls left. Or people w)(o even KNOW about quadrants!

[wytchkkrafts]

someone should teach everybody about them

[necronomicod]

)(ee )(ee, t)(at would be a bit S)(-ELLY!
)(umans don't even understand blackrom, rig)(t? It's just not a t)(ing!! 38P

[wytchkkrafts]

it might work
most of them isnt that hard to get
nope

[necronomicod]

...are you asking because YOU want to try some otter quadrants???
O)(o)(o!

[wytchkkrafts]

what clued you in on that

[necronomicod]

I dunno! Call it a )(unc)(!
So t)(at's a yeeeees? 38P

[wytchkkrafts]

bingo
idk i was thinking about trying out something different
it sounds fun
and srs too
ill take it seriously
promise

[necronomicod]

You'd betta! If you don't take it S-EARIOUSLY it would be a )(UUUUUG-E insult to our culture!! >38(
)(ee )(ee okay NOP-E not reely!!
I wouldn't be offended at all!
Water you curious about? Blackrom? Moiraillegiance? Or as)(en M-EDDLING??

[wytchkkrafts]

not black
unless i like
rly find someone i hate
who knows
but leaning more towards the pale thing

[necronomicod]

I t)(ink t)(at one is )(ardest for )(umans!
Because w)(en you )(ate someone, you R-E-ELY )(ate t)(em! Wit)( trolls t)(ere's a different type of )(ate sometimes!
I wouldn't know, t)(oug)(. I've never )(ad a kismesis!
...
...
...
...naaaaaaaah. I don't )(ate you at all. T)(at'd N-EV---ER work! 38/
But I could try and explain ALL ABOUT B-EING A MOIRAIL!

[wytchkkrafts]

olol
worth a thought
im flattered
and nah its ok
i got the basics down
just need to find the right troll u know
le SIGH

[necronomicod]

It mig)(t not be so -EASY!
Wit)( trolls, we just kind of KNOW w)(en someone needs to be s)(oos)(ed down!
It's INSTINCTIV--E!!
)(umans mig)(t )(ave a )(arder time wit)( t)(at. But I )(ope you find a good moray eel soon!

[wytchkkrafts]

instinctive
huh
alright thanks
if i have any questions ill come to you

[necronomicod]

Or maybe you s)(ould ask somebubbly else.
I don't t)(ink I was all t)(at great a moirail in t)(e end, you know?? 38/

[wytchkkrafts]

hey
i trust you
a little more than before i guess
ok??