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[wytchkkrafts]

[ CALLING FOR ALL ELIGIBLE BACHELORS ♥ ]

ok
BIG THINGS coming ur way
id dramatic pause but i need everybodys attention right away
so i was just chillin here
when all of the sudden it hits me
*a sudden........
ahem
when ALL OF A SUDDEN it hits me
that there are like
a MILLION elibegable bachcholars here
*bach scholars
^baby u can scholar me ;)

im not drunk btw
not yet anywys
my sultry fingers are filled with excitement as i type down on the keys and trace the rim of my wine glass
dont think it not a thing that can happen
*traces it slowly here w delicateness*
but srsly i think imma start quitting
or cutting down
theres lots more to do than back home & its getting kinda hard to find a nice big supply anyways
unless anyone of you scholary boys would like me take me out for a drink or two
wonk
wonkwonkwonkwonkwonk
fuck im wonking up a storm here
ok
so i think the point of this post was

a/s/l/*q
s for species and l for love meter
*q is optional
stands for QUUUUADRANTSSSS
or quadrant of ur choice
gotta like games cats & alcohol
oh wizards too
++++ (HUGE) points if u have a cat :3

and hey if it doesnt work with us maybe i can set u up
;)
;););)

Comments

[wytchkkrafts]

so
that means
youre free
;)

[dupable]

uhm...
i guess so!

[wytchkkrafts]

cats
gaming
wizards
any of the above
;)

[ roxy no. ]

[dupable]

[ Is he... is he being hit on? Even John "oblivious" Egbert can read the signs when they're in type face this big (or pink). She did make a big post on the network asking for anyone to date her, so it's probably just a joke, right?

... John no. ]

i like cats!
i found this really cute cat at roses house actually that had four eyes
i named him dr meowgon spengler
also i like games.
games and movies are pretty much all i buy with whatever spare money i have left over at the end of the month, which actually isn't that much most of the time.

[wytchkkrafts]

[ john, why. ]

omg
it seriously had 4 eyes??

[ did she accidentally send one to rose?! note to self ask rose about dr. meowgon spengler later.

but fiiiiirst. ]

cats check
games check
+ (MEGA) points for finding a cat
+ (BIG) points for liking movies like a certain someone
sounds like a
A++++++

[dupable]

yeah it did!
it was really cute too.
and thanks!
i think.
who else do you know that really likes movies?
you don't mean karkat, do you?
because his tastes in movies is actually really shitty.

[wytchkkrafts]

nah not him no worries
i was talking about someone more
adorable
anyway enough bout that
so
are you free friday?
;3

[dupable]

haha that's not really hard to be more adorable than karkat!

[ In this conversation, John is really nice to his wounded friend. ]

and i am pretty sure i am.
i didn't have any plans for the most part.

[wytchkkrafts]

[ roxy's so excited.

this is why we have au's. she gets a daughter, a son, and a potential suitor. ]

wanna liek
go out?????
like to the movies
since thats ur thing
ad all

[dupable]

[ So sweet! Only John still thinks it's a joke, because who actually asks an entire city full of people for a boyfriend? She probably wants to do this as a friend thing, and that's okay with him. He's gone on a several friend dates with various people before.

Heck, he asked Vriska to prom as a friend thing! Probably a friend thing. ... Maybe a friend thing?

Either way, John continues to make bad decisions. ]

sure, but we should probably check and see what's playing first.
i haven't actually looked in awhile, but there has to be something that is worth seeing.

[wytchkkrafts]

[ bad. john.

she got so excited she even typo'd. she's not even drunk or drinking, look what you're doing. ]

im sure their will be something
nothing wrong with being
spontaneous <3

[dupable]

i guess not.
so do you just want to show up at a theater and see what they have playing instead?

[wytchkkrafts]

perfect
met you there at...?

[dupable]

6 pm!

[wytchkkrafts]

ill be there
<3

[dupable]

ok, see you then!