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[wytchkkrafts]

[ CALLING FOR ALL ELIGIBLE BACHELORS ♥ ]

ok
BIG THINGS coming ur way
id dramatic pause but i need everybodys attention right away
so i was just chillin here
when all of the sudden it hits me
*a sudden........
ahem
when ALL OF A SUDDEN it hits me
that there are like
a MILLION elibegable bachcholars here
*bach scholars
^baby u can scholar me ;)

im not drunk btw
not yet anywys
my sultry fingers are filled with excitement as i type down on the keys and trace the rim of my wine glass
dont think it not a thing that can happen
*traces it slowly here w delicateness*
but srsly i think imma start quitting
or cutting down
theres lots more to do than back home & its getting kinda hard to find a nice big supply anyways
unless anyone of you scholary boys would like me take me out for a drink or two
wonk
wonkwonkwonkwonkwonk
fuck im wonking up a storm here
ok
so i think the point of this post was

a/s/l/*q
s for species and l for love meter
*q is optional
stands for QUUUUADRANTSSSS
or quadrant of ur choice
gotta like games cats & alcohol
oh wizards too
++++ (HUGE) points if u have a cat :3

and hey if it doesnt work with us maybe i can set u up
;)
;););)

Comments

[text]

[lastnerv]

okay fine why not this week has been awful and i need a laugh anyway

oh no roxy are you okay i hope nothing's wrong!!!

how's that?

[text]

[wytchkkrafts]

sounds too sarcastic
try again

[text]

[lastnerv]

and people say it doesn't work in text

I don't know if i can fake being genuine that well

[text]

[wytchkkrafts]

are u always this nice

[text]

[lastnerv]

only when things are going really terrible like lately

[text]

[wytchkkrafts]

do u want to talk about it

[text]

[lastnerv]

[Normally he'd say no, but...]

okay sure

one of my friends got possessed by an evil personality or something of one of HIS friends and shot lasers from the sky and also another one of my friends may or may not be dead (i don't know anymore)

talk over

[text]

[wytchkkrafts]

sounds rough
is your possessed friend better?
and
like
people come back around here
its ok

[text]

[lastnerv]

yes

and I know but it's still not easy to deal with

[text]

[wytchkkrafts]

shh
id say i should pour you a glass
but you seem too uptight for that

[text]

[lastnerv]

i am not uptight!

[text]

[wytchkkrafts]

is that sarcasm again

[text]

[lastnerv]

no!

[text]

[wytchkkrafts]

sry
blame it on the text

[text]

[lastnerv]

You just don't believe me.

[text]

[wytchkkrafts]

you havent given me a reason to
duuuuuuuh

[text]

[lastnerv]

well

i'm still not! how am i supposed to prove it?

[text]

[wytchkkrafts]

idk
be nicer
and stuff
i mean the whole fake genuine thing makes you sound grumpy allllll the time

[text]

[lastnerv]

not ALL the time

if i was that grumpy i wouldn't want to talk to you but i do

[text]

[wytchkkrafts]

so ur saying you like talking to me

[text]

[lastnerv]

well




yeah

[text]

[wytchkkrafts]

........
OHHHHHHHH
RLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY??
thats so sweet <3

[text]

[lastnerv]

don't read too much into it

[text]

[wytchkkrafts]

lucky for u
im not
but this does mean youll at least get somewhere w a girl if you keep ur niceness up
ill be rooting for you
when you do try

[text]

[lastnerv]

oh

uh thanks i think