voice;

[amoray]

So.

Any a you ewer had a nemesis before? Like fated fuckin' contentiousness, always gettin' up each others' gills doin' shit just to irritate 'em, duelin' to practically the death, maybe makin' out a little, that kinda thing.

See, I'm in the market for just that particular arrangement, and while I'm personally a master of the bellicose arts and don't need any adwice or nothin', I obwiously got a wested interest in how humans go about poorly imitatin' the quadrant. What with my bein' the main troll-human confidante in these parts and such.

[he pronounces it "con-fee-dawn-tay". also he means intermediary.]

Despite most of you bein' from a society bearin' a sewerely inferior romance system and therefore gettin' your emotions all scrambled up wrong from the get-go 'cos of it, I'd appreciate hearin' some personal tales.

Comments

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[acrossyourpath]

I'm asking.

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[enigmaestro]

He'd not really my responsibility any more, is he?

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[acrossyourpath]

I wouldn't know, now would I?

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[enigmaestro]

Not this again. Not this argument of I'm much too secretive with you.

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[acrossyourpath]

You know there's an easy way around it.

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[enigmaestro]

Nonsense. Ignoring it is a perfectly legitimate answer.

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[acrossyourpath]

No it isn't.

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[enigmaestro]

[Exasperated:] Darling...

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[acrossyourpath]

Yes?

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[enigmaestro]

We've talked about doing this in public.

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[acrossyourpath]

Think of it as incentive.

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[enigmaestro]

I'm not about to reward you for bad behavior!

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[acrossyourpath]

You've got to be joking.

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[enigmaestro]

-- Oh, wait, perhaps that was poor phrasing on my -- I meant. Not about to reward you for doing things I don't like.

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[acrossyourpath]

Maybe I should do the same.

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[enigmaestro]

Oh.





Oh no.

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[acrossyourpath]

Oh yes.

I like this idea.

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[enigmaestro]

No, no. I've just outlawed your proposal. It's notarized by the Deputy Mayor now.

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[acrossyourpath]

And I reject your outlaw. So now what?

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[enigmaestro]

Oh my, Felicia, how unexpected. You never were the type to reject outlaws before, were you?

[purr.

puns are his idea of a come on sometimes

in certain contexts.]

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[acrossyourpath]

I've been known to reject a lot of things, Edward dear.

[ Purrs back. ]

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[enigmaestro]

But not me.









Is my point at hand.

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[acrossyourpath]

This goes both ways.

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[enigmaestro]

That is indeed something you often say, yes.

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[acrossyourpath]

How about you listen this time?