voice;

[amoray]

So.

Any a you ewer had a nemesis before? Like fated fuckin' contentiousness, always gettin' up each others' gills doin' shit just to irritate 'em, duelin' to practically the death, maybe makin' out a little, that kinda thing.

See, I'm in the market for just that particular arrangement, and while I'm personally a master of the bellicose arts and don't need any adwice or nothin', I obwiously got a wested interest in how humans go about poorly imitatin' the quadrant. What with my bein' the main troll-human confidante in these parts and such.

[he pronounces it "con-fee-dawn-tay". also he means intermediary.]

Despite most of you bein' from a society bearin' a sewerely inferior romance system and therefore gettin' your emotions all scrambled up wrong from the get-go 'cos of it, I'd appreciate hearin' some personal tales.

Comments

[amoray]

Piss off.

[as in "leavve me alone cryin"]

[enigmaestro]

If that's what you really want.

[An invitation that sounds like a threat.]

[amoray]

Yeah, it kinda is.

If you hawen't noticed or anythin'.

[considering their image!! he feels so smart!!!]

[enigmaestro]

All right, then, consider this my present to you.







[Ominous beat.]

Forevver.

[And DISCONNECTED LINE, and yes indeed he did it in such a way in hopes of provoking Eridan because Eddie is such a good person.]

[amoray]

[OH NO HE MIGHT CALL LATER

"ARE WWE STILL FRIENDS"

and then angry yelling because eridan eddie look what you have wwrought]

[enigmaestro]

[OH NO ERIDAN 8(

and eddie won't regret it at all]