voice;

[amoray]

So.

Any a you ewer had a nemesis before? Like fated fuckin' contentiousness, always gettin' up each others' gills doin' shit just to irritate 'em, duelin' to practically the death, maybe makin' out a little, that kinda thing.

See, I'm in the market for just that particular arrangement, and while I'm personally a master of the bellicose arts and don't need any adwice or nothin', I obwiously got a wested interest in how humans go about poorly imitatin' the quadrant. What with my bein' the main troll-human confidante in these parts and such.

[he pronounces it "con-fee-dawn-tay". also he means intermediary.]

Despite most of you bein' from a society bearin' a sewerely inferior romance system and therefore gettin' your emotions all scrambled up wrong from the get-go 'cos of it, I'd appreciate hearin' some personal tales.

Comments

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[aggressiveapathy]

So are about a dozen other teenagers. But whatever. Yeah, he has problems. So more pineapple or something will fix that.

private;

[enigmaestro]

Is this a reference to something internet-spawned that I'm unaware of?

[POTENTIAL SPONGEBOB REFERENCE?


HE DOESN'T KNOW]

private;

[aggressiveapathy]

[God, Eddie, where is your cartoon love.]

Just appreciate it was food themed. Since that's like you're favorite thing to learn about now.

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[enigmaestro]

Oh, not true, I'm so much more versatile. I'll listen to any details you've got on him.

private;

[aggressiveapathy]

To help the problem behavior.

private;

[enigmaestro]

Sure, why not? We can say that.

private;

[aggressiveapathy]

Somehow that's less offensive. I'll get a memo together.

[That will only be half blatant lies.]

private;

[enigmaestro]

[Ouch, April, ouch. It's like an electric fence with one of those dog collars.]

Splendid. You know my email.