voice;

[amoray]

So.

Any a you ewer had a nemesis before? Like fated fuckin' contentiousness, always gettin' up each others' gills doin' shit just to irritate 'em, duelin' to practically the death, maybe makin' out a little, that kinda thing.

See, I'm in the market for just that particular arrangement, and while I'm personally a master of the bellicose arts and don't need any adwice or nothin', I obwiously got a wested interest in how humans go about poorly imitatin' the quadrant. What with my bein' the main troll-human confidante in these parts and such.

[he pronounces it "con-fee-dawn-tay". also he means intermediary.]

Despite most of you bein' from a society bearin' a sewerely inferior romance system and therefore gettin' your emotions all scrambled up wrong from the get-go 'cos of it, I'd appreciate hearin' some personal tales.

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[amoray]

I don't need to talk. And I ain't lonely.

I'm perfectly fuckin' content in my perfectly fuckin' kickass underwater castle with my perfectly fuckin' personable sea critters.

SORRY THE UPDATE'S OUT

[caprihorn]

_{They don't talk at you, bro.} And you've never been friends with shit like that.

_{Just get yourself up near a beach or something, you'll have a brother to make noise at there.}

[Possibly an unclear way of saying he might be at the beach and he feels bad enough to talk to Eridan. Or, possibly something about it being more likely for people to be on the beach for Eridan to talk to.

With Gamzee you never know.]

[amoray]

Whatewer. I don't need any shooshin', I damn well near been shooshed out. Bein' shooshed is practically the cause of all my fuckin' sorrow these days, if we're goin' to get technical.

[a beat.]

Why you bein' so nice, anyhow?

[caprihorn]

[HE HAS QUESTIONS ABOUT THAT FIRST PART but God damn it they have to wait.

How does he show that, or hide that he isn't fully nice, but still interested in pleasing his moirail and not being a total dick to someone who sort of saved him make clear that he's not intending any harm for Eridan here.]

Just having a real nice motherfuckin' day. _{Get those with Karkat being so nice to myself sometimes.}

How's shooshing got to making you miserable anyhow? _{Shit's good.} Does wicked shit for yourself.