voice;

[amoray]

So.

Any a you ewer had a nemesis before? Like fated fuckin' contentiousness, always gettin' up each others' gills doin' shit just to irritate 'em, duelin' to practically the death, maybe makin' out a little, that kinda thing.

See, I'm in the market for just that particular arrangement, and while I'm personally a master of the bellicose arts and don't need any adwice or nothin', I obwiously got a wested interest in how humans go about poorly imitatin' the quadrant. What with my bein' the main troll-human confidante in these parts and such.

[he pronounces it "con-fee-dawn-tay". also he means intermediary.]

Despite most of you bein' from a society bearin' a sewerely inferior romance system and therefore gettin' your emotions all scrambled up wrong from the get-go 'cos of it, I'd appreciate hearin' some personal tales.

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(voice.)

[solidorkable]

This must be something cultural that I am missing entirely.

(voice.)

[amoray]

I'm gettin' real sick of explainin' this shit to you people. [a beat.] Nonetheless, as liaison a this here backwater mudball and the Alternian empire, I got a certain duty to explain it anyway.

[and he does this with a link. lazy fucker.]

That clear anythin' up?

(voice.)

[solidorkable]

If it were possible, I fear that I am even more confused.

(voice.)

[amoray]

Yeah okay, how?

[what a condescending little shit.]

OH MY GOD YOUR POST CAN'T EVEN LOAD.

[solidorkable]

I believe it has to do with the cultural differences rather than understanding the concept.