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[amoray]

So.

Any a you ewer had a nemesis before? Like fated fuckin' contentiousness, always gettin' up each others' gills doin' shit just to irritate 'em, duelin' to practically the death, maybe makin' out a little, that kinda thing.

See, I'm in the market for just that particular arrangement, and while I'm personally a master of the bellicose arts and don't need any adwice or nothin', I obwiously got a wested interest in how humans go about poorly imitatin' the quadrant. What with my bein' the main troll-human confidante in these parts and such.

[he pronounces it "con-fee-dawn-tay". also he means intermediary.]

Despite most of you bein' from a society bearin' a sewerely inferior romance system and therefore gettin' your emotions all scrambled up wrong from the get-go 'cos of it, I'd appreciate hearin' some personal tales.

Comments

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[amoray]

Piss off. It's not like you would of done any better.

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[enigmaestro]

Probably would have actually, as my universe didn't end.

[OOOH NOOO

THE DRAMATIC IRONY


WHY DC WHY]

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[amoray]

[SUCH A CRUEL TWIST OF FATE]

Yet.

With the crazy bullshit goin' on back in Gotham, there's no tellin' what'll happen future-wise.

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[enigmaestro]

We've always had a chaotic lifestyle, back home. Even the circumstances of my coma revolved around universe-destroying antics.

[NEGLECTS TO SAY HE WAS ON THE DESTROYER SIDE

NOT THAT IT MADE SENSE TO BEGIN WITH ANYWAY]

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[amoray]

[LMFAO WHAT EVEN DC]

How long was this coma a yours?

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[enigmaestro]

[Cagey:] A year.

It was unpleasant.

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[amoray]

How can bein' a goddamn wegetable be unpleasant?

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[enigmaestro]

I think you answered your own question.

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[amoray]

Surprised somebody didn't cut the city's power and let you drown in your own mess.

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[enigmaestro]

I guess no one was smart enough to consider that as a viable villainous plan, easily enacted.

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[amoray]

Look, we're already doin' better than basically half a Gotham.

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[enigmaestro]

As if that was ever a question.

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[amoray]

And we're only goin' to get better.

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[enigmaestro]

This is yet another thing I already knew.

[LOOK AT HOW SUPPORTIVE HE IS OF ERIDAN'S ENTHUSIASM]

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[amoray]

So does it physically cause you pain, not bein' a prick?

[SO OFFENDED]

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[enigmaestro]

What, now I'm obligated to congratulate you on noting the obvious?

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[amoray]

Newermind. You ain't gonna get it no matter how I phrase things.

[which may or may not be an intentional jab at eddie's comprehension skills, oops.]

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[enigmaestro]

Falsehood.

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[amoray]

wwhatevver