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eridan ampora | prince of hope

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So.

Any a you ewer had a nemesis before? Like fated fuckin' contentiousness, always gettin' up each others' gills doin' shit just to irritate 'em, duelin' to practically the death, maybe makin' out a little, that kinda thing.

See, I'm in the market for just that particular arrangement, and while I'm personally a master of the bellicose arts and don't need any adwice or nothin', I obwiously got a wested interest in how humans go about poorly imitatin' the quadrant. What with my bein' the main troll-human confidante in these parts and such.

[he pronounces it "con-fee-dawn-tay". also he means intermediary.]

Despite most of you bein' from a society bearin' a sewerely inferior romance system and therefore gettin' your emotions all scrambled up wrong from the get-go 'cos of it, I'd appreciate hearin' some personal tales.

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Would you prefer drag, bee or drama?

surprise me

Virgin Queen it is.

from wwhat i hear thats more a vvirgo thing
ill take killer queen thanks]

[HE'S NEVER HEARD OF THE SONG HE JUST THINKS IT SOUNDS COOL

HE DOESN'T KNOW...]

Wait, do you even know. No. No it is perfect, I retract my doubt. Your theme song from hence on, surely.

wwhat
nobody told me it wwas a song god damn

Sometimes I can't believe you've been earthbound for nearly two years.

fuck you evverythin has different names on alternia
you knoww my fuckin readin collection is ruined cause i dont fuckin knoww wwhat evverythins supposed to be called in these parts

Can't you describe the work in question to someone, so they may assist you? Or are all the plots different, too?

i usually lose em right around the vvarious praise singins to the empress and the quadrant vvacillation

Quadrant vacillation?

you knoww twwo brinesuckers flippin quadrants on each other
like ok take us for example wwe used to be pale but noww wwere flipped to black
wwell kinda
but sometimes you kinda do some platonic human mentor shit for me that comes off real pale and its wweird
but then you go and piss me off somethin fierce and wwere back to black again
anywway that wwas quadrant vvacillation
noww imagine us doin it repeatedly and you kinda get wwhat im tryin to explain to regular run of the mill fuckin morons

You're going to encounter vacillation quite often, you know. Especially when you encounter interesting or simply temperamental people. Emotional complexity in tandem with psychological complexes, is what I'm getting at. I'm sure others would understand. Also thanks for calling my noble and selfless mentoring of your hopeless self weird, well done.

noble and selfless my ASS you totally get a fuckin thrill outta doin illegal shit and ruinin peoples livves dont pretend you dont

Those are unrelated perks.

ha i so fuckin called it

I'm still donating a lot of time and strategy to you.

yeah and youre gettin somethin out of it same as anybody else wwould
same as i am actually
just wwith about a thousand fuckin times less risk a gettin fucked up by a guy in brightly colored tights

If I recall, you want the fellow in bright tights coming at you.

wwell yeah but i dont wwant him FUCKIN ME UP
at least not in the normal wway like not howw hed go about it

Surely a man of your persuasion could convince him to express his righteous fury a more palatable way?

hey i knoww youvve got that righteous fuckin heroic indignation thing goin on and all and youre busy hittin me but could you stare into my eyes and kinda choke me a little wwhile you do it
yeah im sure thatd go ovver REAL WWELL

You're authentically into choking, aren't you?

its a powwer thing

Go on.

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