voice;

[amoray]

So.

Any a you ewer had a nemesis before? Like fated fuckin' contentiousness, always gettin' up each others' gills doin' shit just to irritate 'em, duelin' to practically the death, maybe makin' out a little, that kinda thing.

See, I'm in the market for just that particular arrangement, and while I'm personally a master of the bellicose arts and don't need any adwice or nothin', I obwiously got a wested interest in how humans go about poorly imitatin' the quadrant. What with my bein' the main troll-human confidante in these parts and such.

[he pronounces it "con-fee-dawn-tay". also he means intermediary.]

Despite most of you bein' from a society bearin' a sewerely inferior romance system and therefore gettin' your emotions all scrambled up wrong from the get-go 'cos of it, I'd appreciate hearin' some personal tales.

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voice;

[crab]

[ he balks a little at that last part. this is not the line of discussion he wants to pursue! ]

I hate to be the one to break it to you Feferi, but yes, they actually are in this instance! I don't need to hear it, okay. As you can plainly see I already have three other nosy douchewads up my waste chute over this. I have filled my public humiliation quota for today.

voice;

[necronomicod]

They are not! Glub! I wasn't even trying to humiliate you, so drop that conchdescending attitude!

voice;

[crab]

What were you trying to do then?

voice;

[necronomicod]

I was just glubbing something out to you! And you got so crabby about it.