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[rhombus]

[Hi, network, here's a porkschop mouth and bear hat you haven't seen in a long while. He appears to be smiling, but a pretty strained smile.]

Yo, peeps! I guess I'm back! I guess that's okay! Not like I was busy or anything! It's pretty jumpin' here, lots of adventures and dance parties to be had, even if Peebles isn't here! Or Marcy! Starchy! . . . Jake! I can do this again, YEAH! If the City still needs me to be a hero, I can't really say no, right? That's so not heroy, and that's what I'm allllll about. [A little arm wiggle dance to illustrate that this is, indeed, fact.]

[Pause.] I, uh, didn't beef it down a bunch of stairs again, did I? That'd be so embarrassing. Ahem.

Callin' out for all my City bros, answer me so we can do sweet screen fistbumps and catch up! And a special shout out to Zizi, where are you, gurl! I keep calling you don't answer. Scamper your sweet unreadable teal text on over here.

Comments

[rhombus]

It's fun to the square root of a blast times 100!

[necronomicod]

Okay, I think that's getting a bit too much math for me now!

[rhombus]

Hahahah, I don't even know what I was saying!

[necronomicod]

Neither did I, so we're even!

[rhombus]

Hahaha, yeah, we're cool.

So you're a hero?? I think you're one of those troll things like Zizi, right? Coz of that text thing you do.

[necronomicod]

I am totally a troll! ...even if I don't look like one now!

I don't think I know a troll named Zizi, though.

[rhombus]

Oh, lame, you were made to look human? I think you guys look totes better normally! Horns are totally hornlicious.

Terezi! Zizi. I tried Tete but doesn't work as well.

[necronomicod]

I think we look better like trolls, too! But I'm told that I'm very pretty for a human so it's okay!

And I do know Terezi! She's a friend of mine.

[rhombus]

You sound like you'd be pretty as anything! Except maybe a poop monster.

I figured so, a lot of you trolls seem to know her! She's really boss, huh?

[necronomicod]

She is pretty awesome! All of us are pretty awesome! ...most of us are pretty awesome!

And I don't think I'd look very good as a poop monster either so don't feel bad.

[rhombus]

I'd still try to be friends with you. But probably a long distance friend. A pen pal.

[necronomicod]

What if I couldn't write like that? I'd have no arms!

[rhombus]

You don't know that! Poop monsters could have evolved to have arms, and legs, and butts for their own poopin.