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† finn the human | bodaciousest of heroe

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[Hi, network, here's a porkschop mouth and bear hat you haven't seen in a long while. He appears to be smiling, but a pretty strained smile.]

Yo, peeps! I guess I'm back! I guess that's okay! Not like I was busy or anything! It's pretty jumpin' here, lots of adventures and dance parties to be had, even if Peebles isn't here! Or Marcy! Starchy! . . . Jake! I can do this again, YEAH! If the City still needs me to be a hero, I can't really say no, right? That's so not heroy, and that's what I'm allllll about. [A little arm wiggle dance to illustrate that this is, indeed, fact.]

[Pause.] I, uh, didn't beef it down a bunch of stairs again, did I? That'd be so embarrassing. Ahem.

Callin' out for all my City bros, answer me so we can do sweet screen fistbumps and catch up! And a special shout out to Zizi, where are you, gurl! I keep calling you don't answer. Scamper your sweet unreadable teal text on over here.

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Why not, you should! There's all kinds, so if you don't like one, you can eat the other, and then the other, and have all the pie and cake until you find the kind you super like and then eat that over and over until the end of time!

[Babble.]

Or, as is more likely, you'll make yourself sick eating so much pie in one sitting.

[ babble is easier than addressing the elephant in the room. ]

But it'd be pie throw up, and that's the best throw up!!

[Definitely, though there might be a little too much loudness on his end to cover up that sad.]

I would maintain that the pie would be more enjoyable if it were allowed to be properly digested instead of overwhelmed with conflicting varieties.

[ nonsense, the loudness must be directly proportionate to the sadness it seeks to counterbalance. ]