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[rhombus]

[Hi, network, here's a porkschop mouth and bear hat you haven't seen in a long while. He appears to be smiling, but a pretty strained smile.]

Yo, peeps! I guess I'm back! I guess that's okay! Not like I was busy or anything! It's pretty jumpin' here, lots of adventures and dance parties to be had, even if Peebles isn't here! Or Marcy! Starchy! . . . Jake! I can do this again, YEAH! If the City still needs me to be a hero, I can't really say no, right? That's so not heroy, and that's what I'm allllll about. [A little arm wiggle dance to illustrate that this is, indeed, fact.]

[Pause.] I, uh, didn't beef it down a bunch of stairs again, did I? That'd be so embarrassing. Ahem.

Callin' out for all my City bros, answer me so we can do sweet screen fistbumps and catch up! And a special shout out to Zizi, where are you, gurl! I keep calling you don't answer. Scamper your sweet unreadable teal text on over here.

Comments

[soulbonder]

do you have suggestions

[rhombus]

I don't know any places here on this world. If there's a candy city somewhere I'd say that! But if not maybe uhhh an amusement park! Yeah! You can ride on roller coasters and barf on people by accident from them!

[soulbonder]

i dont think people will appreciate that

[rhombus]

Yeah, but, as long as you had fun and apologize afterwards, right? Besides, I think everyone that goes on a rollercoaster knows that's one of the hazards! They won't mind.

[soulbonder]

i think i will pass on riding roller coasters i am afraid vomiting is one of my least favorite human functions

but an amusement park sounds fun

the place i was before my arrival here was built around one

[rhombus]

Aw, lame. But I guess there's a ton of other rides. Tea cups, the creepy horsies that go up and down.

What does that mean? Built around one?

[soulbonder]

the center of the city is an amusement park

[rhombus]

Wow, that must have been one awesome city!! Is that where the mayor lived? Or was there a rollercoaster princess, maybe?

[soulbonder]

the mayor lived there yes

i believe the amusement park was created by him as he shares its name

[rhombus]

Oh, wow. That's like a dream job right there, dude. That's what I'd wanna be if I couldn't be a hero. Mayor of an amusement park.

[soulbonder]

really

but being a hero sounds so much more appealing

[rhombus]

Yeah, for def. [Nods smartly.] That's why it's my second choice. Like if the world suddenly is all peaceful or junk, or I lose both my legs. Hard to hero without legs.

[soulbonder]

it must be difficult to be a hero when you are afraid of stairs too