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[rhombus]

[Hi, network, here's a porkschop mouth and bear hat you haven't seen in a long while. He appears to be smiling, but a pretty strained smile.]

Yo, peeps! I guess I'm back! I guess that's okay! Not like I was busy or anything! It's pretty jumpin' here, lots of adventures and dance parties to be had, even if Peebles isn't here! Or Marcy! Starchy! . . . Jake! I can do this again, YEAH! If the City still needs me to be a hero, I can't really say no, right? That's so not heroy, and that's what I'm allllll about. [A little arm wiggle dance to illustrate that this is, indeed, fact.]

[Pause.] I, uh, didn't beef it down a bunch of stairs again, did I? That'd be so embarrassing. Ahem.

Callin' out for all my City bros, answer me so we can do sweet screen fistbumps and catch up! And a special shout out to Zizi, where are you, gurl! I keep calling you don't answer. Scamper your sweet unreadable teal text on over here.

Comments

[rhombus]

You . . . you mean the secret nightlight I have? No one was supposed to know about that!

[glowsferatu]

No! The lower situated edifices which may arise at inopportune occasions.

[rhombus]

The gout in my right big toe??

[glowsferatu]

Your erections!

[rhombus]

[He takes him a second, but he finally gets what she's saying.]

DUDE!! Gross!! Why are you even talking about me like that?!

[glowsferatu]

I'm not the one who started it! You implied that she...relieved them for you, and I know for a fact that nothing of the sort occurred!

[ OR AT LEAST SHE'S BANKING ON ALL THOSE SLEEPOVERS HAVING BEEN ENTIRELY CHASTE. ]

[rhombus]

She relieved my jonesing for adventuring!! It's way more fun to adventure with a partner! Gosh, Kanaya, get your brain out of the filth gutter!

[glowsferatu]

I didn't start the discussion along these lines! It was already there before my entrance!

The filth at work was not my own!

[rhombus]

I sure as plobbity didn't start it, either!!

[glowsferatu]

Then let's simply end it and be done with its discussion instead!

[rhombus]

Fine! It's done! Forever!

[glowsferatu]

Good! We're finished with it!

[ DISCONNECTS!!! ]

[wytchkkrafts]

Oh my fuckin' god!

[ trying not to laugh here, this is too much. she must remain composed and like she's disapproving. hint: it doesn't work she's a giggling mess. ]

Kanaya!

[glowsferatu]

[ roxy look what you've done ]

Is it so wrong to attempt to defend the honor of my departed moirail?

[wytchkkrafts]

She was your moirail?

[ awww, that's cute! ]

Anyways, nothing wrong with that but here's a serious spoiler for you: I wasn't talking about real boners.

[glowsferatu]

My moirail and his matesprit. [ she pauses. ] ...But she's gone now.

And it nonetheless sounded like that is exactly what you were referring to.

[wytchkkrafts]

Seriously.

[ oh man...

ahem. ]

Adventure boners aren't real dongs.

[glowsferatu]

This is information I could have continued through the entirety of my unlife without knowing.

I'm not sure that the enlightenment is better.

[wytchkkrafts]

I thought you'd be relieved, kinda like Jake's boner. Soon.

[ HAHAHA. ]

[glowsferatu]

Alright, I officially regret the enlightenment now.