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[rhombus]

[Hi, network, here's a porkschop mouth and bear hat you haven't seen in a long while. He appears to be smiling, but a pretty strained smile.]

Yo, peeps! I guess I'm back! I guess that's okay! Not like I was busy or anything! It's pretty jumpin' here, lots of adventures and dance parties to be had, even if Peebles isn't here! Or Marcy! Starchy! . . . Jake! I can do this again, YEAH! If the City still needs me to be a hero, I can't really say no, right? That's so not heroy, and that's what I'm allllll about. [A little arm wiggle dance to illustrate that this is, indeed, fact.]

[Pause.] I, uh, didn't beef it down a bunch of stairs again, did I? That'd be so embarrassing. Ahem.

Callin' out for all my City bros, answer me so we can do sweet screen fistbumps and catch up! And a special shout out to Zizi, where are you, gurl! I keep calling you don't answer. Scamper your sweet unreadable teal text on over here.

Comments

[adventureboner]

Pffft Well, everything's worth trying, I say! I mean, some of the strangest stuff comes in handy sometimes, even for weird stuff.

[rhombus]

Yeah, for all we know all we need to defeat a volcano is singing it a song with a cool, smooth beat while feeding it spaghetti!

[adventureboner]

Oh man if that were the case I'd sing to the high heavens if I had to! Talk about one cool way to take out the baddies.

[rhombus]

Inorite? Any chance to sing is a good one! Can you play instruments, too?

[adventureboner]

Uh, not really! My grandma taught me a little guitar when I was young but I haven't played all that much in a while.

[rhombus]

Oh, that's okay, I can only play balloon and sing. My voice can do a reeaaalllyy neat thing tooooo. [He sings that last part so his auto-tune can kick in, show off to his new pal.]

[adventureboner]

He heh, quite the vocal pipes you have there, my good man. I certainly couldn't compare.

[rhombus]

Yeah, you'd have to eat a tiny computer hahaha.

A friend of yours says I should take you on an adventure ASA-to-the-PEE, dude. Like you're jonesing hard or something.

[adventureboner]

Oh man, you're serious, chum? That sounds like an absolutely crackerjack idea!!

[rhombus]

[Super serious face.]

I'm always serious about adventures.

[adventureboner]

Oh, well!

((Woah that serious man. JOINS IN, because serious, yes; adventure, yes.))

I suppose it's time for you and I to be very extremely serious about some exponentially serious exploring; what say you?

[rhombus]

[Srz adventure boys now.]

I love exploring. Zizi and I explored all the time. Where do you want to explore.

[adventureboner]

Hmmm....

Well, let's think. Perhaps an abandoned warehouse? The dump? The rooftops?

[rhombus]

All of them. We'll do all of them.

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[adventureboner]

HAHA, YES!!! Then it's a date!!

[rhombus]

Hahaha, you're such a spaz, dude. [But he says that in such a way it's obviously not malicious. He thinks you're a fun dude.] Lemme check my digs and make sure everything's still there and then we can go get our adventure on!!

[adventureboner]

Smashing plan!!

[adventureboner]

...

SHIT!! I mean, not like an ACTUAL date. Just like. Two cool guys making some cool rendezvous and making some cool adventures happen. Like a plan!!! Yes.... ((FUCK HIM. FUCK HIS LIFE, RATHER.))