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sup guys this is roxy speaking to bring to you a few orders of funn biz
*fun not funny
no funny biz here unless u want there to be ;)
neways i got some cool loot for my bday a little more than a week ago and id like to share something w everyone
but first you gotta go through my rolal report and then claim ur curiousitoy prize at the end
*cur....
wait nope the sentence checks out
curiousity + toy = how ur feeling about my mystery present
get it?
(pssst yes its a toy)
maybe i shouldnt have had a glass today but it is the evening and a lady needs her tea
i should take this opportunity to announce yes i only had one glass and its not even a school day since i have a certain old tight ass on me about it

so second order of biz
big shout out to all the WIZARDS around here assuming we have some
too many ppl w super powers here but i want those that can wave their WANDS in the air
omg what if i made a fuckin club for this shit
for school
like ROXYS SCHOOL OF WIZARD CLUB
this just came to me fyi will need a lot of planning but the light bulb totes just went off
imagine blinking thing on my head to mark my genius
u def dont want to miss out on this <3
pppp sure thats all i had to say unless you want me to talk about christmas and how im going to jingle your bells ;3
and heres your prize

[ a video pops up shortly, showing off a pair of NEKO MIMI EARS sitting on her head. they don't appear to be doing anything at the moment. ]

See how they twitch? They're suppose to follow your brain waves or something and it's super cute don't you think? [ ... still not moving. ] Fuck, I think I'm too excited right now they're standing up right.

Okay I'm going to relax watch.... Oh, c'mon!

[ she looks down, a little perplexed by the situation (how awkward is this!) when the ears finally moves downward and twitches back up. ]

Yeah! There you go. Cool as fuck right? Anyways, big thanks to Kanaya for them. My cat can't stop staring at me when I wear them. Don't think I'm going all kitty-kin on you guys though, one hundred percent human here who has made her way to a sweet number of sixteen.

But let me say it again guys because this is seriously important... Wizard Club.

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Well, like I said, they used to run a store out of our communal hive. Various magical baubles and trinkets, potions and the like. Party favors, mostly, just for fun little pranks.

[ note to self, stop by and go check all that out later. ]

What about a wand?

Well, nothing useful. They'd just be stylized staves, mostly. Costume props.

But then, given how it turned out last time, I'm not particularly inclined to give away wands to anyone.

Kaaaanaya.....

Kaaanaaaaayaaaaaaa.

But then you certainly aren't of any kind of similar temperament, so I guess that would be unlikely.

But you have to promise not to let anyone else use it!

I'm definitely not just anyone. I will hold onto the stick with my dear life. Like how a man protects his must protect his own stick at all cost.

[ wonk. ]

We can call it an early Christmas present.

[ she is wise to that trap and she is not going to walk into it. ]

Very well, but I'm trusting you with this, so you must be sure to uphold your sacred duty and ensure that no one dies as a result. [ is she joking? it is hard to tell, even to her. in retrospect she wishes she'd twisted eridan's arm like this instead of just tossing him a wand to get him to leave her alone. it might have at least helped with the guilt. ]

[ atta girl, 4th time is the charm. ]

You got it, Kanaya.

I trust you, Roxy, I don't expect that you'd let me down.

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