07 ✜ VOICE ✜ Helena's Comm

[amiga]

[Hello everyone! It's Helena, with her helpful musical accompaniment to aid with her address.]

It's my sad duty to announce the departures of Dick Grayson and Barbara Gordon. In addition to the losses of Tim Drake and Stephanie Brown in the weeks prior, this has left my office somewhat short staffed.

[Her voice is clipped and she sounds generally unhappy.]

Please consider this message a general notice for employment opportunities at Wayne Enterprises. We have open positions in our various departments. Additionally, I am seeking a second personal assistant to aid me in my day to day tasks. The main criteria for this job is that you demonstrate a high level of trustworthiness, so expect a thorough background check if you do decide to apply.

[Encrypted to Damian Wayne:]

I'd like to hear that you're alive.

[Encrypted to Jason Todd:]

You have a court date next week.

Comments

[encrypted]

[undeadsidekick]

Imports have been convicted of crimes before, Helena. They just usually get out by being friends with the mayor. Maybe I ought to start sucking up.

[encrypted]

[amiga]

But they haven't been convicted for doing the job they were brought here to do. You were apprehending a suspect and rescuing children. If that doesn't fit the Porter's definition of heroic behavior then I don't know what does.