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[teamme]

Well, okay. I'm used to really weird stuff happening by now but this goes up to a 7 in Leo's scale of weird.

I mean this is all fine and dandy [He waggles the pamphlets in front of the cameras, not-really refraining from rolling his eyes because really? Pamphlets? So 40ies.] but I was kind of in the middle of something back at home. Something... important.

And dog-tags aren't really my thing anyway. [He waggles them as well, making the metal 'clink'.] And apparently this here is going to be my room? F Y I I don't plan on staying in here long enough to need one so this is kinda creepy. Is the mist playing around with me head? Again? Because seriously I am pretty sure that's gonna cause some permanent damage and I don't mean to imply I'd sue but [Have a dramatic finger pointing out right at the screen] I'd totes sue.

Soooo Jason? Piper? Percy? Annabeth? Hazel? ...Uh, Frank? [Yes he's indeed calling for Frank this is serious stuff going on here.]

If you're around just tell me what's going on so we can get the hell out, okay?

Comments

[symmachy]

What sort of hammer?

[teamme]

Blacksmith's hammer, the bigger the better. Kind of a family weapon I guess.

[symmachy]

If you want a replacement, let me know.

[teamme]

You know where to get one?

[symmachy]

I know how to make one.

[teamme]

Really? Are you a blacksmith or something?

[symmachy]

I'm a lot of things.

[teamme]

You're good at being mysterious, too. But not too modest.

Seriously though if I could get a hammer you'd make me the happiest man in here.

[symmachy]

Now all that's needed is a form of payment.

[teamme]

Seeing as how I just landed in here and I have no idea how to get a job that might be difficult.

[symmachy]

I can offer temporary employment. Without pay, until you've worked off your debt.

[teamme]

Depends on the kind of temporary employment we're talking about.

[symmachy]

Have you ever been to a dojo?

[teamme]

I know what it is thanks to the movies?

[Close enough?]

[symmachy]

[CLOSE ENOUGH

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Drop in and we'll work it out.

[teamme]

It's a date? [Mostly joking he promises!]

[symmachy]

Maybe in a few years.