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Sooooo. Bad news, guys. Max Gibson ported out this morning. I'm optimistic that she'll be back soon, but you know how it goes around here. I won't be holding my breath.

Anyways, in less depressing news — or more, depending on your perspective — Valentine's Day is just one week away. What're your plans, Network? Anyone up for an anti-date night?

Comments

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Can it be someone not crazy?

[aggressiveapathy]

No.

I'd eat them alive.

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Why so violent, April.

[aggressiveapathy]

Mm, nah. The point's why are they so weak. They have magic rainbow powers and everything.

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Not everyone has magic rainbows or even anything useful.

[aggressiveapathy]

How is them being terrible my problem.

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Being semi-normal isn't a bad thing for most people.

[aggressiveapathy]

No. It's awful.

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If you say so, April.

What are you doing for Valentine's Day?

[aggressiveapathy]

Getting laid.

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Out of the house. So. Don't set up a camera or anything.

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TMI, TMI!

I meant are you going to the movies or something, jeez!

[aggressiveapathy]

Nah. Hollywood totally lied about how comfortable sex in the theater is.

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Forget that I asked!

[aggressiveapathy]

Why don't you just go find your own.

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I've got plans, thank you very much!

[aggressiveapathy]

Hookers?

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I have a date. Not with a hooker.

[aggressiveapathy]

Oh. So I can have the house?

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Not if Electro is coming over!

[aggressiveapathy]

Okaaaay, so you want me to have sex with someone else?

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If you do. don't tell me about it.

[aggressiveapathy]

Just...stay at your dates house. Whatever it is.

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No way! It's a school night and I just met this guy!

[aggressiveapathy]

What do either of those have to do with what I said.

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I'm coming home Thursday night at around eleven. Please don't have sex in the living room.