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Sooooo. Bad news, guys. Max Gibson ported out this morning. I'm optimistic that she'll be back soon, but you know how it goes around here. I won't be holding my breath.

Anyways, in less depressing news — or more, depending on your perspective — Valentine's Day is just one week away. What're your plans, Network? Anyone up for an anti-date night?

Comments

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Isn't more pressure having a date, anyway?

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Not when you're as charming as I am.

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Is that what you're calling it.

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Don't even start with me, Mister I'm-Comfortable-In-My-Relationship-So-Why-Even-Bother-Trying-To-Improve.

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Ha. Shows how much you know, kid.

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If you're planning something, you need to spill the beans.

Now.

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And why would I do that?

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Because why wouldn't you?

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Because maybe I'm actually trying to keep a secret, here.

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And I am awesome at keeping secrets.

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You sure about that?

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100% positive, Clint. Come on. You know me.

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Well, I can't tell you on the network. ...'s too risky.

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So text me, like the not completely out of touch person that you are.