Video; FlashComm

[centralsgreatest]

Hellooooo, City. [ The Flash lounges against a table outside a cafe somewhere downtown. Behind him people look both startled and confused - clearly he just arrived on the scene. It's hard to stage something like this, you know. ]

Valentine's Day is coming up. I just thought I'd remind all the ladies out there that the Flash is available, and there's plenty of me to go around.

[ He gives the camera a hundred watt smile. ]

Don't be shy now, step right up.

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[voice]

[longbowhunter]

But you coulda said no. I'm telling you, it's a bad move.

[voice]

[centralsgreatest]

Dude, chill. We're just going out for dinner.

[voice]

[longbowhunter]

Oh, sure. It starts with dinner.

[voice]

[centralsgreatest]

And it's gonna end with dinner. I like my girls a little older. [ And taller. And more filled out. And preferably some variety of Super. ]

[voice]

[longbowhunter]

[Ollie opens his mouth to say something, but stops himself. He actually gets along with this version of Wally, he doesn't want to ruin that entirely.]

It better. I don't wanna hear about you breaking one my girl's hearts, you hear?

[voice]

[centralsgreatest]

Can't break it if it isn't mine. [ He would call off the date. But it seems so harmless. He'll give the girl a good meal and then drop her off at home. ]