013 :: So Damn Pretty (Should Be Against the Law) [voice]

[undeadsidekick]

[There's non-descript ambient city noise in the background. Jason's outside, and it's obviously a pretty public place, but other than that, there are no specific cues as to what part of town he's in.]

Hey Network!

Who has two thumbs and an official warrant out for his arrest?

... This guy.

[There's a few more seconds of people talking around him, the sounds of a typical Saturday night, and then the feed cuts. At least you were spared the hideous 80s music this time.]

Comments

[carbonite]

You got me there. It would be easier if you could just leave the system, though.

[undeadsidekick]

Really? You think so?

While we're at it, what exactly constitutes a not terrible criminal?

[carbonite]

One that constitutes not having a warrant out for his arrest. (cool dudes get bounties on their head.)

[undeadsidekick]

Any attention is good attention.

[carbonite]

That is a terrible point of view.

[undeadsidekick]

Welcome to America. You seem to be new here.

[carbonite]

Hey, I've been trying to leave since I got here.

[undeadsidekick]

You and literally everyone else who frequents this liability they call a network.

[carbonite]

Oh,this should be good. How is it a liability.

[undeadsidekick]

Everything's hackable.

Seriously, you've gotta be new here.

[carbonite]

Hey, don't lump me in with those morons that would actually send information through a nonsecure connection.

[undeadsidekick]

There's nothing wrong with sending information you don't care about through a nonsecure network. I'm just saying that if you do care about it at all, carrier pigeon is probably a better option. People aren't looking for that.

[carbonite]

Or, here's a good one, delivering it in person.

[undeadsidekick]

Nah, pigeon's the way of the future.

[carbonite]

I can nothing wrong with that plan.