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[bloodplay]

[for the record, the name attached to this communicator id is neither brian moser nor rudy cooper! it is, in fact, vanilla ice. really.]

You know they have Import candy hearts here? The chalky kind. Apparently even the candy manufacturers have to roll with the punches. So far we've got MY HERO, SUPER MAN, and SUPER HERO. And SAVE ME, which comes off ominous. I think they're kind of cute. None too original, but can you really blame them? Look at where we're living.

Still, they've mostly stuck to the classics. It's nice to know that even after you cross over multidimensional lines and find yourself marooned in a universe where the laws of death are a gentle suggestion, they're still using SWEET PEA 50 years after its expiration date. There really are some universal constants. I'm sure it says something important about the human condition -- that or space constraints. Or both. We all do what we can with what we have, but how do you make the enormity of human desire compact enough to fit on a glorified Necco wafer?

FAX ME. Little 90s for my taste, but you can't win them all.

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permavoice;

[waiting]

Never really understood the point. I figured if it was something worth saying, you'd just tell 'em yourself.

ImPort candy hearts are a new one, though. "Save Me," seriously?

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[acrossyourpath]

This is some first impression.

permavoice!!

[curses]

Well, aren't you quite the romantic.

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[foreshadower]

It could be worse. It could simply say write me.

[voice]

[superspeeds]

Those things are utterly disgusting. A waste of the confectioner's sugar that went into them, I swear.

[enigmaestro]

I don't know if that's specifically "imPort" or just kitsch. But you know what they say.

You are what you eat.

[LET THE BITCH WARS BEGIN.]