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[ Today on the network is a girl who looks like she fits right in with the holiday with her bubblegum colored hair and eyes to match it. What doesn't fit is the apprehensive look in her face to match the tears starting to form. With puffy cheeks red enough to match the bows in her hair, she does appear to have been crying recently. ]

Umm. Hello? Is this call going out to everyone right now? I'm sorry to trouble you, but is it really Valentine's Day?

[ Holding up her free hand to ball into a tiny fist in front of her month, her gaze nervously leaves the phone as she looks around frantically at her surroundings. There's silence for a few seconds, enough to be noticeable, as she mentally steels herself to continue. What strength she may have earned as a Puella Magi was sapped out of her by the unfamiliarity of a new area. ]

You see, it was nearing the end of spring just a few hours before I arrived here so this is a bit of a shock. Did I travel back in time or so much through the future that, um, I'm back to before I was? [ She may have been told certain things, but she was in so much shock that she couldn't retain the information. ] I've already missed school today, but will my records be transferred to a school in this area? I'm in the second year of middle school, um, that would be the eighth grade here... I can't afford to slouch in my studies, so your help would be greatly appreciated.

[ With a gasp, it seems she realized she forgot something important. ] S-Sorry, my name is Madoka Kaname and I'd like to return to Japan as soon as I can. I wouldn't want to worry mama when she's already stressed from work and papa does so much already...

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[ Oh god, Sayaka is going to kill her. ]

It's just w-weird to hear you say that! [ NOT MAKING IT ANY BETTER. ]

[WOW R U D E!!]

What's so weird about that?!

Because you're Sayaka-chan!!

[ Gosh she can't explain why it's weird without giving away her ~SECRET~ ]

I don't even know how to take that!

[and again, RUDE!!]

[ She doesn't want to be RUDE geez!! ]

B-Because it's just weird to think of a classmate as a hero!

[ Especially when you're a hero yourself. ]

[lmao wow?? she's finally sensing something wrong about this though]

Classmate?

...Hey, what's the last thing you remember, Madoka?

[ Eventually the two derps may be able to figure it out if they try hard enough. Where's senpai when they really need her? ]

Umm, there was a big storm coming-!! [ Really, that's the best way she can say it without giving it away that she's a SUPER WITCH FIGHTAN MACHINE. ] Towards the end of April.

[ ~~Or June if you go with the second theory date IDEK~~ ]

What's the last thing you remember?

[senpai's chest will save us all]

Huh? Storm? I don't remember a storm...

[ugh W/E THOUGH, she shakes her head and focuses on the other important thing!]

Whatever! [promptly ignoring your question too HOW RUDE] Let's talk later, I need to get to you first!

Okay, I'll wait out here for you!

[ Madoka is a GOOD WAIFU and will remain stationary. Unless a kitchen suddenly pops up, then she might wander off into there OOPS. ]

Remember, it's outside the tower. Apparently everyone shows up here, so please hurry.

Yeah, I know where that is!

action!

[Sayaka runs with a fervor she hasn't felt in a long time ever since she came to this city. Madoka is here! She shouldn't be so happy that her friend's stuck in this weird world, but this place isn't so bad sometimes, and as long as Sayaka is here she'll swear to protect her. That should be enough to ease the guilt at daring to want Madoka around for her own selfish reasons, right?

After some running she finally spots the pink girl in pigtails from afar. She grins, picks up the pace, and waves her hands frantically.]

Madoka! Madoka!

Sayaka!

[ This is practically a scene ripped out of a movie. The two lovebirds finally reuniting together without the pain and suffering that comes with an Urobuchi production. She helps close the distance by running herself with arms outstretched towards her best friend. ]

You're really here!

[If Sayaka could run in slow-motion, she would. She would even sparkle. With flowers. And a dramatic reunion song.

But she can't so all she does is wrap her arms around Madoka in a bone-crushing hug.

Her waifu~! ;;]

Madoka! Madoka, I'm so happy to see you!

[ And then Madoka DIED.

No, not really. She will give a squeak and gasp to show that she is indeed being crushed though. ]

I, I'm happy too! [ There's a glimmer of HOPE in this world and that's her heroic best friend. ] I'm sorry I didn't arrive sooner!

It's okay, silly! You're here now; that's what matters!

[~~CUE ROMANTIC MUSIC~~

She lets Madoka go before she kills her and grins widely.]

Stay with me while we're here!

Stay with you?

[ With a gasp. ] You mean the night, right?

[ Are they really going to start a family here? Sayaka is so forward kyaa. ]

[lmao omg all the implications of that question to sayaka.

she will just laugh it out.]

Not just the night, silly! Stay with me while we're here! It makes sense after all, right? And who else is going to take care of you but me?

[As long as we don't adopt that fatty hobo omg]

[ If we don't adopt the two of them, then who knows what trouble they'll get into without us GEEZ. ]

Um, I could take care of myself maybe. [ WHAT A JOKE. ] It can't be that hard.

Yeah, sure you can. [No, you can't.

And Sayaka makes a move to grab Madoka's wrist and pull her in the direction of her apartment.]

Now come with me!

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it's time to choose: justice or me

no why would you make me do something so cruel??

because love is cruel

/leaves you both for the red fatty

/goes to harem it up with mami and homura!!

NO NOT MUMI. you can take homura though

nope you chose justice and there's not enough room for justice with mami's chest okok

NO mumi's chest is that way because it's filled with JUSTICE!! justice boobs

justice boobs... i thought they were that size because they were full of SADNESS

oh. orite. sadness boobs. 8(

the saddest boobs there ever was

LMAO wow this is terribly late but

spoilers I run on terribly late OOPS

late is what all the cool kids are doing tbh /kanyeshrug

word to that

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