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[nitidus]

Tell me, network, what do you think of when I say "law"? Alternatively, how do you view the law here?

Also, hello, I'm back. Actually, I have been back for a few days but upon my return I discovered I had far more homework than I remember having. Isn't that always the worst?

Metricog was quite interesting, wasn't it? I would like to start a petition that all City Hall members begin carrying bandaids on their person. Please think of the young girls who may or may not skin their knees in alternate universes in the future.

Thank you.

Voice; Private to Kanaya
Kanaya -- are you free tonight? There was something I wanted to give a few days ago, but naturally what with my being away and coming back, I've had some ... work matters to catch up with and also far more homework than should be lawfully allowed.

Comments

[hashrap]

no it isnt
law is like crack to her
can you imagine tz snorting the good stuff
its hilarious

maybe
it might have been my dog
hes got issues
i think
that or hes just stupid
either way hell probably eat it if you call him

[nitidus]

Just how often to imagine Terezi "cracked out"?

Stop feeding my cats pizza, Dave, is what I am saying here.

[hashrap]

yeah youre right her entire life is just one big trip

stop disappearing on them and they wont have to suffer through the horror that is uncle dave
i tried to shave one but it attacked me
you should discipline it i couldve been killed
its the one with the bald spot

[nitidus]

You are going to wake up one day, Dave, mysteriously bald and with legs smoother than marble. When you go to find your remaining firecrackers, you will find them submerged in the bathtub, soaked and useless.

You started this war, Dave.

[hashrap]

yeah i challenge you to get past my incredibly fuckin skilled guard dog
bring it on lalonde

[nitidus]

If he is anything like you, I am fairly sure he can be bribed with food.

[hashrap]

yeah lets not front you could bribe him with his own shit

[nitidus]

I could probably do the same with you.
Your Christmas present assures me.

[hashrap]

there are some things a boy dreams of rose
one of those things is glittery shits
the other hundred or so things involve boobs

[nitidus]

Well, at least you have one of those things.

[hashrap]

i could have both of them soon
i mean
have you seen john lately
looks like hes been packin them on

[nitidus]

Dave, please. Leave poor John alone.

[hashrap]

maybe he should leave the cupcakes alone

[nitidus]

You know he can't eat cupcakes.

[hashrap]

yes he can

[nitidus]

Not without crying furiously.

[hashrap]

thats normal for fat people eating cake rose

[nitidus]

Untrue. For example, I have never seen you crying.

[hashrap]

i am a manly dude and i only eat manly food
real men dont eat cake we eat steel and fire
because we are men

[nitidus]

Dave, with the utmost respect, you are full of shit.

[hashrap]

yo lalonde with utmost respect cram it

[nitidus]

Not a sound of denial. Acceptance is the first step. Well done, Dave.

[hashrap]

whats the point in denying something thats so blatantly untrue you couldnt convince a four year old of it

[nitidus]

But it is true.

[hashrap]

no