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[heartlessglitch]

[ the robot named danger is unamused. there is what appears to be a golden basketball-shaped thing with wings and a long tail nestled on top of her head in her cable-dreads. judging by the way she folds her arms pointedly over her chest, it doesn't please her. ]

I require assistance.
My database lacks references for proper maintenance of this creature.
His classification is "golem."
I cannot remove him.
And he will not stop putting his mouth on my projects.

[ a pause. ]

Alternatively, you may answer this inquiry:
Where is Cross Marian?

Comments

[heartlessglitch]

Human children are not very smart.
Regardless, I would not refer to one as a pet.
Timcampy is not an electronic artificial intelligence like myself or the Porter.
"Artificial" is not equivalent to "robot."

[waiting]

What, so it's like his kid? [ Creepy idea. ] Fair enough, though. Didn't really think of it that way.

So he's, what, magic?

[heartlessglitch]

I am unfamiliar with the methods used to create a golem.
I can confirm that he is mechanized.
However there are other elements to his being that I cannot confirm.
From a purely scientific standpoint, I would hesitate to refer to it as "magic."

[waiting]

Well, you don't need science to be able to tell that he likes you, at least

I don't know what a golem needs, though. I mean does he even eat?

[heartlessglitch]

[ with a touch of annoyance: ]

Yes.
A better question would be: Is there anything which he will not eat?

[waiting]

Well, he doesn't look like he's tried eating you.

[heartlessglitch]

He is unusually attached to me.
I cannot say why.

[waiting]

You're not his ... [ owner, he almost says, then remembers that might invite another withering look, he clears his throat and tries again. ] ... I mean, you're not usually the one who takes care of him?

[heartlessglitch]

No.
I have my hands full with Madison and my own projects as it is.
He is normally Cross Marian's close companion, though we have been acquainted on several occasions.