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[heartlessglitch]

[ the robot named danger is unamused. there is what appears to be a golden basketball-shaped thing with wings and a long tail nestled on top of her head in her cable-dreads. judging by the way she folds her arms pointedly over her chest, it doesn't please her. ]

I require assistance.
My database lacks references for proper maintenance of this creature.
His classification is "golem."
I cannot remove him.
And he will not stop putting his mouth on my projects.

[ a pause. ]

Alternatively, you may answer this inquiry:
Where is Cross Marian?

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[heartlessglitch]

I am calculating other solutions.
Timcampy is mechanized, but he is not necessarily computerized.
Besides that, I would rather handle his eating habits than be in unnecessary proximity with a hacker.

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[not_really_charlie]

If it's electronic? I can get inside it. [She thinks. One of her powers is mentally interfacing with technology, but she hasn't really tested it on low-tech.]

And I don't reprogram... people.

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[heartlessglitch]

Timcampy also possesses a possibly magical element.
It is not so straight-forward.
He is not an appliance.
Additionally, being somewhat sentient, perhaps he does not want you to be inside him.

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[not_really_charlie]

Have you tried asking him? [IF he's partially sentient, anyway, Charlie's a little curious.]

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[heartlessglitch]

Timcampy does not communicate verbally.

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[not_really_charlie]

Then how does he communicate?

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[heartlessglitch]

Nonverbally, of course.
I have observed that he most frequently communicates through actions and body language.

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[not_really_charlie]

Does he have anything to say about me? [She's just mildly curious. What with the robots all about...]

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[heartlessglitch]

I am uncertain.
Timcampy and I have yet to establish an effective method of communication.

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[not_really_charlie]

Does it have hands? Maybe it could write...

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[heartlessglitch]

He does not have hands.
Only wings and a tail.
Regardless, he would be more likely to eat a writing utensil than to utilize it.

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[not_really_charlie]

And let me guess. He doesn't understand English?

Have you tried binary?

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[heartlessglitch]

I believe his comprehension of spoken language is not lacking.
Only his obedience.
Timcampy is not a computer, despite being mechanized.
His construction involves something magical or possibly biological, which I can only assume is standard for golems.

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[not_really_charlie]

...Right. Golem. Because those things happen around here...

Can it write with its tail?

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[heartlessglitch]

I have not attempted to force him to.
I do not believe he would appreciate attempts to coerce him.

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[not_really_charlie]

I was thinking of just asking him.

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[heartlessglitch]

You are welcome to attempt it, if you wish.

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[not_really_charlie]

Can he come to the comm? Or are we talking personal visit?

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[heartlessglitch]

Truthfully, it makes little difference to me.
Either way, you may have difficulty attaining Timcampy's cooperation.

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[not_really_charlie]

So where are you? If I'm going to visit.

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[heartlessglitch]

I am currently working at the Institute's X-Club.
Our facilities are located in the basement of the main building.

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[not_really_charlie]

...Right.

I'll be right over. [Give her about ten minutes to find her way over there. Maybe half an hour.]