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[ioudas]

❝ the lord will fulfill his purpose for me; your steadfast love, o lord, endures forever. do not forsake the work of your hands. ❞

psalms

do you actually believe that, though? do you believe in destiny or do you believe that it is our own? discuss.

also, since we're having a deep conversation. google would have made my life a whole lot easier if it had existed in the 1800s. then again there would not be young men saying that they love vintage victorian erotica more than the mainstream kind (here's a hint: it's still erotica).

if you're a really old guy wearing a hood over your head, you owe me a saturday night for the one you ruined. cash only.

(ooc: sorry, this got really NSFW)

Comments

voice

[ioudas]

Yes. Absolutely ruined it. I guess I can take a check.

voice

[ropedin]

You aren't getting anything.

voice

[ioudas]

Oh, I'm going to get it whether you like it or not. I'm very persistent, as you know.

voice

[ropedin]

And?

That doesn't bother me. You won't get it.

voice

[ioudas]

WHAT ABOUT THAT NIGHT IN THE ALLEY, DID YOU NOT ENJOY THAT? YOU SAID YOU'D SHOW ME YOUR JUSTICE AND EVERYTHING.

voice

[ioudas]

WE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO A SAFE WORD, YOU WERE SO EAGER.

voice 1/2

[ropedin]

[ Oh my god. ]

voice

[ropedin]

Don't be vile.

voice

[ioudas]

Just pay me the money and no one needs to know how long we spent in that alley.

voice

[ropedin]

I wouldn't if I had money.

Liars are eventually caught.

voice

[ioudas]

You've got to be kidding me.

voice

[ropedin]

Add attempted extortion to your list of crimes.

voice

[ioudas]

It's not really extortion if it's me telling you the truth. That we were in an alley and you couldn't wait to get your hands on me.

voice

[ropedin]

You're trying to glean money off of me after I did my job.

That's extortion.

[ He sounds faintly disgusted. ]

LET THE HIDEOUS THREADJACKING BEGIN

[glassbox]

Stop bein' embarassin' an' leave the man alone.

X( I AM READY FOR YOU ALL

[ioudas]

I can do what I want, thanks.

[glassbox]

Remember how I didn't punch y'straight through three walls? I'm about t'come an' fix that.

[ioudas]

I'd love to know what I did now.

[glassbox]

Just stop harassin' him already.

[ioudas]

Oh, I'm I making things hard for your friend?

[ropedin]

I do not need your assistance.

[glassbox]

Who said I'm doin' anythin' for you? And even if I was, thank you is what normal folks say.

[ropedin]

You're interjecting in a conflict you have no place in. If the man wants to try to embarrass me, he will hate to try harder than slinging lies.

[glassbox]

I got plenty a'place. Y'don't know what you're talkin' about.

[ropedin]

It's his problem with me.

[ A grunt. ] You will not try to interject.