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[ioudas]

❝ the lord will fulfill his purpose for me; your steadfast love, o lord, endures forever. do not forsake the work of your hands. ❞

psalms

do you actually believe that, though? do you believe in destiny or do you believe that it is our own? discuss.

also, since we're having a deep conversation. google would have made my life a whole lot easier if it had existed in the 1800s. then again there would not be young men saying that they love vintage victorian erotica more than the mainstream kind (here's a hint: it's still erotica).

if you're a really old guy wearing a hood over your head, you owe me a saturday night for the one you ruined. cash only.

(ooc: sorry, this got really NSFW)

Comments

[allbloodyhail]

Knew a publication or two in my day, yeah. What's it to you?

[ioudas]

Name one.

[allbloodyhail]

Does it really matter?

[ioudas]

Yeah, because I'm bored out of my mind.

[allbloodyhail]

Sorry if your boredom isn't high on my priority list. Use google like everyone else with a pulse. [Or you know, without.]

[ioudas]

What if I want recommendations ?

[allbloodyhail]

No! Eugh. And no again. Find your own rag to beat off to and leave me out of it.

[ioudas]

That's so rude. Why would I do that when I can hire a very nice lady to do it for me?

[allbloodyhail]

Since when do you need my help to find yourself a hooker?

[ioudas]

It's hard to do it with one hand. (this is just going to get more hideous from here. you've been warned.)

[allbloodyhail]

That's it, I'm hanging up.

[ioudas]

Would you like to see someone's HD webcam first?

[allbloodyhail]

Pretty much never.

[ioudas]

:( I think you just broke my heart.