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004. Intro to Veterinary Sciences (text)

so i got a cat. i'm taking suggestions on what to name it.

Annie's Boobs is off the table, because I already used that for a monkey. neither Annie's Boobs nor Annie's ACTUAL boobs are here, and that's pretty sad. so i'm not looking to be reminded. feel me?

see attached pic (3.jpeg). what is a good name for this cat?

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Why not?

Because animals deserve to have real names. Like...Maximus or Pascal.

Those aren't real names, either.

What? Yes they are. Maximus is roman, and is the name of a horse I know! And my chameleon is named Pascal.

And Annie's Boobs is the name of my monkey. It's legit.

[She sighs.]

Well it's not a very nice name..

Sure it is!

You'd understand if you knew Annie's boobs.

How can that possibly make sense?

They're pretty nice. It's totally honorable to be named after them.

[She really just has no idea what to say to that.]

...Well you're going to give this cat a better name, right? Or at least a more...namey name?

Like I said, I'm open to suggestions.

Mm.

[She's looking at the picture.]

It's a shame Giselle isn't here anymore, she could have asked him his name...

Her name. This is a lady-cat.

I can't tell that from a picture...

okay, so, names...names...

What about Patches? She's rather patchy.

Alright. Patches is going into the hat.

Or...Walter?

Walter?

Sure. You could call her walty.

Walter is, like, an old man's name.

So Walty! Or...Wally?

There was somebody here named Wally.

Right, right. I'll put it in the hat.

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