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[aggressiveapathy]

Did you know pics for job fairs have people dancing in them. Dancing. For work.



Who does that. Or maybe they're greeting their new alien god job messiah. I don't know. I'm not a crazy person.

So. Anyway. Tomorrow we're going to have one. A job fair. Not a new alien messiah. In the park. Come and make my life less terrible by getting a job.

Thanks.

[[ooc: this is in reference to this! If you have a company/group that'd like to participate, please comment there. Log will be up tomorrow!]]

Comments

[glowsferatu]

Oh Believe Me I Took That Fully For Granted

[aggressiveapathy]

aw
it's nice to be well known

[glowsferatu]

Its The Sort Of Thing Thats Hard To Miss
Ive Never Seen the Point In Finding Pleasure From Anothers Pain

[aggressiveapathy]

your life must be terrible

[glowsferatu]

Well It Was Decided This Isnt The Time For Brooding
That Seems Largely Beside The Point

[aggressiveapathy]

there's still time to learn
just watch big brother
then you'll never feel bad for humanity again

[glowsferatu]

I Think Id Really Rather Not Think Of Humanity As A Unit
That Will Prove To Be A Discouragement From More Than Just Sympathy

[aggressiveapathy]

i'll just file that
as alien stuff

[glowsferatu]

It May Not Even Be Inaccurate
Perhaps Humans Really Are So Homogeneous That The Slight Of One Is Akin To the Slight Of All
And I Somehow Just Missed It In The Nearly Three Years Ive Been Associated With Them

[aggressiveapathy]

it's a numbers game
i guess

[glowsferatu]

Then Keep The Numbers Small
Thats The Amount Of People You Are Reasonably Capable Of Caring About And The Rest Can Do As They Please
No Ill Will Required

[aggressiveapathy]

but the ill will is my favorite part of being a person

[glowsferatu]

Yeah I Know
It Still Seems Weird To Me All The Same
Like I Honestly Dont Know How Well Youd Do In A Kill Or Be Killed Situation
But You Harbor So Much Hate In That Small Frame

[aggressiveapathy]

i'm taller than you
maybe

[glowsferatu]

Weve Been Over This Already
I Have Nearly Half A Foot On You

[aggressiveapathy]

i reject your facts

[glowsferatu]

Should I Photograph The Top Of Your Head
Would It Help To Present A Kanayas Eye View Of The Situation

[aggressiveapathy]

well
when facts are gone
perspective is all that counts
i guess

[glowsferatu]

The Objective Has Been Rejected And So Subjective Standards Must Instead Be Relied On
That Or Platform Shoes
But I Dont Think Theyd Flatter You Without A Severe Overhaul Of Your Wardrobe
And It Isnt Really The Season For Them Either

[aggressiveapathy]

you could always just knee walk

[glowsferatu]

Yeah That Suggestion Sounds Perfectly Awesome

[aggressiveapathy]

cool
it's settled

[glowsferatu]

At This Rate We Might As Well Just Lop Off My Lower Extremities

[aggressiveapathy]

eh
sounds like a lot of clean up

[glowsferatu]

It Wouldnt Be The First Time