fish sticks; [voice]

[igotsawarhammer.livejournal.com]

[voice sounds rather distant]

..five...seventeen...monkey...PEANUT BUTTER!

[voice gets much louder]

COME OUT, COME OUT WHERE EVER YOU ARE!

[everything goes quiet for a few minutes before Billy's voice returns]

Duhehehehehhehehehheheh.

FOUND YOU!







...

Eeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh has anyone seen Baby Doctor Whiskers?

We're playing hide and seek! I already found Chocolate Jimmy. He's Grim's fish.

I think Chocolate Jimmy is sick though. He's swimming upside down. ARE FISH SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?


[ ooc → Billy may or may not be playing hide & seek with a squirrel and a dead fish ]

Comments

[voice]

[lolnotdead.livejournal.com]

Swimming upside down usually means it's dead, kid.

[voice]

[igotsawarhammer.livejournal.com]

...Dead?

Wha-what do you mean dead?







Why would they do that to Chocolate Jimmy?

[voice]

[lolnotdead.livejournal.com]

Dead meaning no longer breathing. Not alive.


JESUS CHRIST. Have you ever heard of indoor voices?

[voice]

[igotsawarhammer.livejournal.com]

Can you fix it?


And yes. Yes I have. We're supposed to use indoor voices in school. But

[voice]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

Will you shut up?!

[voice]

[gamera-sucks.livejournal.com]

No. He never, never shut up.

Never.

[voice]

[igotsawarhammer.livejournal.com]

Well I gots lots of important things to say.

[voice]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

Hasn't anyone tried to, I don't know, take him offli

[sudden pause as he remembers that wait, killing is wrong]

Er, shut him up by force?!

Re: [voice]

[gamera-sucks.livejournal.com]

I not know.

You want go closer him face-face?

You be guest.

[voice]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

...

You make an excellent point, my grammatically-challenged friend. I think I'll just stay here in my apartment. Where it's safe.

And possibly invest in a pair of industrial-grade earphones.

[voice]

[igotsawarhammer.livejournal.com]

Duhehehehehehhehehehehehehhehehhehehehehhehehhehehhehhehehhehehhehehheheheheheh.






































































No.

[voice]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

[frustrated yell]

[voice]

[igotsawarhammer.livejournal.com]

You sound funny!

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

....

[voice]

[igotsawarhammer.livejournal.com]

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

Yeah, gonna ignore you.

[voice]

[igotsawarhammer.livejournal.com]

Oh. He's good at hiding.

Weeeelllllllll let me know if you find him!

[notthebatman.livejournal.com]

Ah, Billy? I'm afraid Chocolate Jimmy might be dead.

[voice]

[igotsawarhammer.livejournal.com]

So he's not going to make it?

[notthebatman.livejournal.com]

I don't think so.

Do you want me to come over and flush him for you?

[voice]

[igotsawarhammer.livejournal.com]

Grim's gonna be so sad.

I'm gonna miss Chocolate Jimmy.




Really? You'd do that?

[nanofragment.livejournal.com]

Peanut butter is not a number.

And neither is zero.

[voice]

[igotsawarhammer.livejournal.com]

Are you sure?

[voice]

[nanofragment.livejournal.com]

Positive.

[voice]

[igotsawarhammer.livejournal.com]

Oh.

































What about pickle?