001 / serious business

[400yearsold.livejournal.com]

Alright now.  Time for a few questions.  I don't want any of you making crap up on the spot.  Give me answers.

Who took my sword?  I had it just a second ago-now I don't.  Well?  Who took it?  Was it this 'Iron Man' bloke everybody keeps yapping about?

Has anyone seen a short, Japanese man wandering around?  He kind of looks like a fish if you squint hard enough and if none of you lot has my sword then he does.

And last, where the hell am I?  This isn't Odessa.

Comments

[400yearsold.livejournal.com]

Drinking tends to solve a lot of problems. Or, at least it pushes the problems to the back of your mind so you can deal with them later. I'm fine with either of those options at the moment.

Also? A drink will help me get my mind off of the fact that I don't know where I am, I'm missing my sword, and some bloke in armor is ordering me about.

[greenarrowtoo.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't know. I don't drink.

[400yearsold.livejournal.com]

Pity. I reccomend it.