[ voice; locked from villains + islington. Atlantean security codes ]

[fuckaquaman.livejournal.com]

Predictable chaos. How droll.

I suppose this would be as proper a time as any to make my offer yet again -- [ a pause, and then a breath ] -- As of today, any heroes or mutants seeking physical sanctuary, or "protection" from the forces arrayed against us need only to use these codes to get the attention of any of the Invaders still present in the city. The "hotline" is open twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week; do not inundate it with mundanities, however. Until the team grows in size, we will not be able to help you with things that you could surely take care of yourselves.

This includes cleaning up after any of your nightly "escapades," Stark.



[ ooc | as of now, the Invaders only consist of: Bucky, Namor, and Captain America. ]

Comments

[liverletdie]

Oh come now, I wouldn't dare to ask you to clean up after those.

[fuckaquaman.livejournal.com]

Of course you would not.

[latrodectus]

I think "nightly" is a bit of an exaggeration.

[fuckaquaman.livejournal.com]

Believe me, it is not.

[liverletdie]

Keeping tabs on me, are you?

[latrodectus]

Maybe he likes to watch.

[fuckaquaman.livejournal.com]

It's interesting what a few smartly placed cameras can find going on in someone's life, Stark.

[latrodectus]

You know something about Tony Stark's nightlife that I don't?

[liverletdie]

Well some nights I do spend them working.

[fuckaquaman.livejournal.com]

Mhm.

[latrodectus]

Work has a pretty flexible definition.

[sandpaperbreath.livejournal.com]

Kinda new, so forgive th'ignorance;

The 'Invaders' are a select group only, consistin' of how many? How d'you manage to provide a santuary t'other 'heroes'?

I AM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU AGAIN

[fuckaquaman.livejournal.com]

Obviously you aren't from my world.

The Invaders are a group of heroes that were primarily active during World War Two -- a large, world-wide conflict that lasted several years. We currecntly consist of Captain America, Bucky Barnes, and myself: Namor, the Sub-Mariner, and are looking for new heroes to add to the roster.

The sanctuary I offer will be revealed soon enough.

OH HI <3 Why wouldn't you have?

[sandpaperbreath.livejournal.com]

When're auditions?

...Hm. Good question.

[fuckaquaman.livejournal.com]

Whenever we see fit to ask another person to join the team.

[deadthenred]

My last name's supposed to be classified, you know.

[fuckaquaman.livejournal.com]

Clearly the Red skull is behind all of this.

[stateofmayhem.livejournal.com]

You lost me when you first opened your mouth. Predictability and chaos are half assed antonyms, oh holy-whoever-the-fuck-you-are.

[fuckaquaman.livejournal.com]

Clever wordplay will get you nowhere.

[stateofmayhem.livejournal.com]

Okay, so you're telling me that you actually believe in "predictable chaos."

[400yearsold.livejournal.com]

Who do the Invaders consist of at the moment?

assuming i'd know this...lmao enter key why are you so eager?

[deadthenred]

Me'n Steve and Namor.

[400yearsold.livejournal.com]

Oh good, people I like. Granted, I've never really talked to Namor, but you and Steve are okay.

If you need a healer, you know who to call.

[deadthenred]

I recommend that when you do, you call him Subby.

[voice]

[pot-of-peppers.livejournal.com]

*Bemused*

He has someone to do that.