Video; Looking more together and less drunk than he has been. Maybe even slightly chipper?

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

Hello, willing and unwilling humans.

I am interested in knowing whether or not anyone on this comm system has piloting skills that they might consider teaching me. If I can't fly of my own volition, I've decided I can't let the closest human approximation to the experience seem like it's not enough. I'll even settle for helicopter lessons.




What is the status on creating those titanium flight suits that Starscream had planned? Do we need to free him from imprisonment to get them finished? I know our last directive was to lay low, but to me, this is necessary.

Comments

Voice

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

Piloting? You mean like balloons and zeppelins?

Re: Voice

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

More like airplanes and jets.

Voice//She's fighting the urge to make a comment about flyin pigs

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

Oh... Those? I've seen a few of those. We didn't have 'em in my world, though.

Re: Voice//Give it time, maybe he'll place the voice.

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

Zeppelins are only good to use as floating fireball weapons.

Voice

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

I've seen that happen once, actually. Although since we don't have planes, and gyropters can only get so big, we use them for traveling a lot.

[Voice; Private] as far as I know she's still not all together

[blk-arachnia.livejournal.com]

As they were left before.

Getting him out- Probably best left until things are calmer.

Re: [Voice; Private] he's behind the times, doesn't know she broke

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's time to seek outside help with this.

[Voice; Private]

[blk-arachnia.livejournal.com]

Nonono

Just...leave it.

She'll be back soon and then

then everything will be fine.

Re: [Voice; Private]

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

She, who?

Re: [Voice; Private]

[blk-arachnia.livejournal.com]

You can't hear her.


Del...they're helping her.

[voice: private; spoken in Cybertronian] this one's not together either

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

I am




unwell?

[sounds of scratching charcoal]




time I need


...

just a week. a week and I'll be out, I

[voice: private; spoken in Cybertronian] so it seems.

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

...

All right, that was disconcerting.

[voice: private; spoken in Cybertronian]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

Try being me, it's -



[long pause]

[English] It's someone's fragging power from what I can discern. Some person, or thing. She has the ability to spread madness and something she's done is making people insane. I have no idea how I caught some of it.

This... person. I've been told her name is Delirium she's like Unicron, something... more. huge. terrifying. older than time. unstoppable. it's -

[another long pause]

I'm told that it'll be over soon. In my current state I am rather useless.

Re: [voice: private; spoken in Cybertronian]

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

Does she have anything to do with the fact that it's... apparently raining frogs and blood outside?

[voice: private]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

... It's doing what outside?

[scuffling as he clambers over to try to see out the damn window. His cell doesn't have one]

...

That's...

Disturbing.

I have no idea. Though I wouldn't be surprised if it had something to do with this.

[voice: Japanese; translated; private]

[satisfiedsigner]

I could teach you to ride a motorbike, but it's not the same as flying, although you do feel like it sometimes.



She's not back yet. I guess you're not...

[a soft laugh] Lucky.


She's not back yet and he needs her to be back...




Didi went to get her. She'll be back soon. [this is spoken with the air of a mantra, like he's been saying it over and over for a while]

Re: [voice: Japanese; translated; private]

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

Has everyone lost their minds?

If all else fails... a motorcycle might have to do.

Who is Didi and who is she getting?

[voice: Japanese; translated; private]

[satisfiedsigner]

Yes.


Didi is...I probably shouldn't say what she is...


Death.

And she is Delirium. And she left and opened the door and she's hurt but she's trying to come back because she knows she's affecting us.


Everything was fine when she was here. It'll be fine when she's back.

Re: [voice: Japanese; translated; private]

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

There are actual people named Death and Delirium? Is that what you're trying to tell me?

[voice: Japanese; translated; private]

[satisfiedsigner]

They are Death and Delirium. They're...those things...but as people.

But Death asked to be called Didi. And Delirium's usually Del. Makes them a little less scary, I guess.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Helicopter lessons would not be 'settling'.

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

Compared to jets? Yes, it is.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Jets might be faster, but they have nothing on manoo maneu manuevera things like hovering.

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

Oh, Primus, that's depressing... but you actually have a point. Human jets are so poorly designed that they can't...

Slag, I'm going to need helicopter lessons. Don't ever tell Vortex.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Better hurry up. It's an important thing to know.

Waspinator can't tell Vortex. Doesn't know a Vortex. Not an issue.