Video; Looking more together and less drunk than he has been. Maybe even slightly chipper?

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

Hello, willing and unwilling humans.

I am interested in knowing whether or not anyone on this comm system has piloting skills that they might consider teaching me. If I can't fly of my own volition, I've decided I can't let the closest human approximation to the experience seem like it's not enough. I'll even settle for helicopter lessons.




What is the status on creating those titanium flight suits that Starscream had planned? Do we need to free him from imprisonment to get them finished? I know our last directive was to lay low, but to me, this is necessary.

Comments

Voice

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

I've seen that happen once, actually. Although since we don't have planes, and gyropters can only get so big, we use them for traveling a lot.

Re: Voice

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

You should invent planes. They are the highest form of travel.

Voice

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm sure we'll get around to it eventually. Although you might need to ask again later. A lot of people have been going a little mad, lately.

Re: Voice

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm gathering. What the slag is going on with that?

Voice

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

Well, it's got something to do with Delirium. People have been going a bit mad... You know, seeing things, rambling on about strange things. It's all over the comms.

Re: Voice

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

I... need to pay more attention to the comms.

But craziness and delirium are interchangeable. Is this another ridiculous effort from that Dr. Horrible person?

Voice

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

Doctor Horrible? I don't think so. From what I heard of him, he'd be bragging about it if it were him.

Re: Voice

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

Wait... so Delirium is an actual person. Is that right?

Voice

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

Yes- I think. I've talked to her before.

Re: Voice

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

And she is making all these people lose their minds?

Re: Voice

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

Not on purpose. But she's... Somewhere else. Apparently that's what's causing the problem.

Re: Voice

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

Ugh.

This... explains a lot, actually. I was seeing... things... like flying pigs. It's raining frogs and blood outside now... I should probably just try to sleep more.

Voice

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

Flying pigs? You should really get more sleep, mister.

Although everyone's seeing the frogs and blood. They're real, apparently, not just in our heads.

Re: Voice

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

If there's a collective insanity happening, there could easily be a collective hallucination, couldn't there?

Voice

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe. All of the frogs disappeared a little bit after they fell.

Re: Voice

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

...

Who are you, by the way?

Re: Voice

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

I'm Lizzie. Why d'you want to know?

Re: Voice

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

Because I don't know many people.

Re: Voice

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

Why'd you want to know me? I don't think we met before, mister.

Re: Voice

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

Should I NOT want to know you?

Re: Voice

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

No, you shouldn't not. I'm just a little surprised, is all. Most of the time grown-ups just ignore me.

Re: Voice

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

Maybe you're boring.

Re: Voice

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

Well, that and I'm invisible half the time anyway.

Re: Voice

[crackofthunder.livejournal.com]

Why would you stay invisible so long?

Re: Voice

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

Because I can? And it's easier to watch people that way.