[ voice; files attached ]

[meaculpable.livejournal.com]

In lieu of the City's most-recent series of catastrophic events, I suppose now would be as proper a time as any to finally take steps to assure that I will never be bored within the confines of this existence. [ a pause ] How exciting this must be for all of you.


<b><u>[GENERAL APPLICATION]</u></b> <b>Name and/or Alias</b>: <b>Age/Sex</b>: <b>Contact Information</b>: <b>Pertinent Skills</b>: <b>Previous Work Experience</b>:


<b><u>[TALENT APPLICATION]</u></b> <b>Name and/or Alias</b>: <b># Of Performers</b>: <b>Going rate</b>: <b>Contact Information</b>: <b>Talents</b>: <b>Previous Venues Played</b>:


Please do not disappoint me by wasting my time with frivolities; I'm in a rather good mood, for once.

Comments

[Voice]

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Precisely. It's the fact you speak so plainly of them that worries me.

[Voice]

[meaculpable.livejournal.com]

I fail to see your point.

[Voice]

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Honestly, that surprises me.

[Voice]

[meaculpable.livejournal.com]

You complain that I speak the truth, essentially. Would you prefer that I lie and scheme, as every other being pretending to my throne has done before me?

I have been part of this multiverse since the dawn of its creation. Cliches become monotonous.

[Voice]

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

My intention was quite the opposite, actually.

Glad to know I'm an enigma to even your caliber.

[Voice] oh dear don't make him be a dick.

[meaculpable.livejournal.com]

_{[ Sigh ]}

You first became obsessed with leaving behind the answers to your riddles due to some misbeguided notion that telling the "truth" would keep your father from beating you when you excelled.

[Voice][Private][Encrypted] bawwwwwwwwwww eddie can't help it he's such a smug bastard

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Stop it.


Just stop it.

[Voice][Private][Encrypted]

[meaculpable.livejournal.com]

As they say: "Do not prod sleeping dragons lest you know how hot their breath."

Are we done, here?

[Voice][Private][Encrypted]

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

[Elongated pause.]

I'm done.

[VOICE]

[quinnade.livejournal.com]

Ouch.

NO REPLY JUST ANGST

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

POOR BABY. COME TO MAMA. 8(

[quinnade.livejournal.com]

Heyyy.

Watch him repress this.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Hello Harley. Are you faring well? You don't sound up to par, if you'll excuse me from mentioning.

[VOICE] that's what us batman rogues do best.

[quinnade.livejournal.com]

...I'm peachy.

[STALKING ALL THIS except the encrypted by demonbutts stuff :x]

[notlikeanyone]

/drowns you in smugness

[phallboy.livejournal.com]

Hm.

[Voice] oh yooouuuuu~

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

[A pause. His tone is sardonic.]

I daresay you shouldn't read too much into the matter. I know how you feel about books.

i do what i can >:3

[phallboy.livejournal.com]

The fact that you didn't respond says quite a bit, I think.

Or, at least, didn't respond publicly.

[private]

[meowminx]

What did you expect, Eddie?

yep he's gonna be a jerk about this.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

[Transmission concluded]

voice; private | WARDED

[daughterinexile.livejournal.com]

Leave this one be.

voice; private | WARDED

[meaculpable.livejournal.com]

Or?

voice; private | WARDED

[daughterinexile.livejournal.com]

There is no 'or'.

voice; private | WARDED

[meaculpable.livejournal.com]

Then I will not hesitate when next he over-steps himself.

voice; private | WARDED

[daughterinexile.livejournal.com]

I will not appeal to your charity, for you have none.

Find your entertainment elsewhere.