01101111 01101110 01100101 // voice and text override

[out-of-beta.livejournal.com]

[Regardless of whether or not your communicator is on at the moment, it suddenly blinks to life, the screen brightening and a winking amber text prompt appearing. A digital voice declares in an oddly sing-song series of tones, as the screen types out a transcription:]

^{THE ENRICHMENT CENTER} WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU
THAT THE FOLLOWING SIDE EFFECTS MAY OCCUR
DUE TO PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO ^{ENRICHMENT CENTER} TESTING
NAUSEA
CHEST PAIN
LAPSES IN _MORTALITY
PERCEIVING THE SURROUNDING ENVIRONMENT AS NO LONGER PART OF ^{THE ENRICHMENT CENTER} TESTING FACILITIES _{OH DEAR}

[The screen fills with long steams of nonsense code as she quickly accesses the forum archives, before everything clears and once again the text prompt appears. When the voice comes on again, it is lower and mocking – if such is possible from a machine.]

DON’T WORRY _HEROES
^{THIS IS SIMPLY} A TEST
SUCCESSFUL COMPLETION WILL RESULT IN ^CAKE
AND EVERYONE ENJOYS CAKE _{YOU’RE ALL GOING TO DIE HERE}



ooc; Even though GLaDOS has taken human form, when she posts, she does so through her consciousness on the network -- thus the digital voice as opposed to a real one. Unless otherwise requested or noted in her permissions post, she is already essentially inside your comm and poking at all your private business.

Comments

(it says, "Your mother." XD)

[hellraiser02.livejournal.com]

MD2: d96ade19d6b4e2bc344a1daca5d8f6c9
MD4: 5e7c0871c782c7a37a9af08e510a2617
MD5: 1c5ba742d0b28e60a3e9a9f25e8656e7
CRC 8, ccitt, 16, 32 :

CRYPT (form: $ MD5? $ SALT $ CRYPT):
$1$T6WF52z3$sLRtVehlPEddRhhnFjVQr0
(form: SALT[2] CRYPT[11]):
ps0DoEqJzINbA

SHA1: 52ab6534f076d329d8b1fb749acd842ee27da5a7
RIPEMD-160:
fdf9e60730624331ffc58004898051485f17bfec

[phallboy.livejournal.com]

No.

[hellraiser02.livejournal.com]

Very much yes.

((O U.))

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

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[phallboy.livejournal.com]

You keep trying with that one.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

CONCLUSION.
WASTE OF TIME.
UNDERSTOOD.

COMMUNICATIONS WILL CEASE.

[phallboy.livejournal.com]

Took you long enough.

[filtered to SOUNDWAVE]

[out-of-beta.livejournal.com]

WHY DO YOU ^COMMUNICATE WITH THEM _{THEY ARE BORING AND UNLIKEABLE}

9u9

[hellraiser02.livejournal.com]

QXd3d3csIHBvb3IgYmFieSENCldoZW4gaGFzIHRoYXQgZXZlciBzdG9wcGVkIG1lPw0KQW5zd2VyOiBJdCB3b24ndC4=

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

CONCLUSION: WASTE OF TIME.
COMMUNICATIONS WILL CEASE.