[001] Finding what I need

[itsnotaddiction.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I know I should be getting my room assignment or whatever, but now that I'm dead and in heaven or where ever the hell this place is, things I should be doing don't seem half so important anymore. (Not that they were all that important to me when I was alive... but I digress.) To tell you the truth, there's really only one thing on my mind right now and I think it's important that all of you help me with it or I'll go crazy.

So, what I'm trying to say is Does anyone know where I can find a cigarette?




Please.

Comments

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

Dude. He is so gonna lay into you.


Good luck with that.

[itsnotaddiction.livejournal.com]

_{Really? So what are this guy's powers anyway?}

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

As hokey as this sounds?

He's your worst nightmare. Cue dramatic music.

[itsnotaddiction.livejournal.com]

So he's me, naked, reciting the Gettysburg Address for a legion of giggling supermodels on a chilly morning in September?

_{Homeboy is HARDCORE.}

[phallboy.livejournal.com]

What the fuck has this thread become.

That is a nightmare.

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's your guy that's talking about servicing your cock, dude. Not us.

[phallboy.livejournal.com]

I'm more concerned by the fact that he's keeping up with Trauma better than I did.

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

Oh I wouldn't go so far as to say that, dude.

[phallboy.livejournal.com]

That's either a compliment to me, which I doubt, or a slur on Matt. I'm still trying to decide.

Hey, at least he's not shouting at the guy yet.

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Well then, I'll leave you to sit to think on that, shall I?


Eh. Give it time.

[phallboy.livejournal.com]

I've decided it's offensive. You owe me five dollars for libel.

He's pretty patient. He's my friend, after all.

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure. You keep on dreaming about that, dude.


Oh, I thought you were talking about Trauma. Though T doesn't really seem like the shouty time. He's more a snark softly and carry a huge honking terrifying stick kind of guy. As far as I can tell.

[phallboy.livejournal.com]

Too bad the court system's shut down. I could sue you. God bless America. Even alternate-reality America.

I think you mean 'bitch softly and make people he doesn't like, namely everybody, piss themselves' kind of guy. But we can agree to disagree.