No. 2 [text, unfiltered mostly]

[hackeralastair]

Hey, hey - can anybody do me a favor? If you speak any language other than English or Japanese, can you come talk to me? I need to check something out. It may be just a weird coincidence but I gotta know.

I've got this system mostly figured out, there's still a few things I want to try to hack but I've got the basics down. That's a start. But while lurking my way through everybody's posts, I've learned a few things. One, this superhero crap is a lot of bullshit. You guys got more villains than heroes, honestly. Two, you've got too many hackers. My talents are gonna be useless here, nobody needs to hire a guy for his skills because everybody's already got one. So, I'm screwed for jobs. Three...I need money. Flirting to get dinner works but it's getting old.

[edited after some conversations]

Anybody need a pilot?

[private, filtered to Duo]

Shinigami. Damn it, I can't wait around for a better offer. Hook me up, I'll do whatever I have to in order to pay.

[end filter]

Comments

[VOICE]

[hackeralastair]

Tch, fine. Be that way, Waspinator. Are there others around here who can speak it?

[VOICE]

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Wazpinator doezn't know. Newsquish will have to azk around. Should azk for bot who will teach human Cybertronian the cheapezt. Wazpinator wantz to know who anzwerz.

[VOICE]

[hackeralastair]

I don't want to learn it. I want to find out if I have the power to understand it without even trying. But I'll poke around. *a short laugh* So you're a 'bot.

[VOICE]

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Iz the szame thing, then.

Waz a bot. Not iz.

[VOICE]

[hackeralastair]

Fine, fine. You were. From what you said, that means there are others here, for sure.