five - video

[wictorwictor.livejournal.com]

[Have a very happy looking Chekov. You can see a slightly smoking teleporter in the background surrounded by about ten Tribbles. One of the Tribbles is going for Chekov's lunch, a sandwich. The others are just kind of chilling. Chekov launches into an explanation, rarely pausing for breath.]

Alright? So zhat super-secret project zhat I vanted help on? It vas teleporter. I vanted to find a vay to teleport us back to our vorlds because even zhough zhe Porter does not vork, ve can alvays build another one, correct? So I make blueprint and after getting some help-

[He nods towards Dan in the background.]

Ve got zhe teleporter vorking! But I made a mistake somehow and ve didn't get teleported home but it does not matter because zhese cute little things got teleported into zhe City instead!

[Chekov holds a Tribble up to the camera. It trills. D'aaaaaaaww.]

Zhese things are...kind of adorable. Zhe teleporter burned itself out, so does anybody vant one? Zhey are wery cute and I think zhey vould make good pets.

[The Tribble trills again. Chekov lets out a little laugh, scratching the thing on it's back.]

Can anybody guess vhat zhese things eat?

Comments

[oww-myhead.livejournal.com]

You're a clever, clever man. Brilliant, even.

Okay, but we still need to gather them up somehow.

[la-belette.livejournal.com]

Lemme see if I can get in touch with Cable. He's the only telekinetic I know. I'll betcha he could grab 'em all, shove 'em in a sack, and torch 'em.

Shit, we need a pyrokinetic, too. And maybe even an empath, to keep people from going all squishy and trying to save 'em.

[oww-myhead.livejournal.com]

I'll poke around for a pyro. Mmmmaybe Raven might help, as far as empathy goes.